Life is pain...

Oct 10, 2006 10:37

...and anyone who says differently is selling something. :P

Yesterday morning I rode two miles on the stationary bike, did some half-ass pilates and leg lifts, and did maybe twenty bicep curls with free weights. Then in the evening I went walking for half an hour and did fifteen minutes on my cheapo lateral thigh trainer thingy during Heroes. All in all I think I exercised for a total of ninety minutes. Not exactly the Boston Marathon, right?

That's what I thought, but this morning I'm struggling to hold my pencil. Pathetic, much? Clearly I so lose at this whole getting fit thing!

Luckily I'm able to cope by cramming down lovely English biscuits and a mug of PG Tips tea, doubtless replacing all the calories I may have managed to burn yesterday. Whatever--I may be developing a ghetto booty that would put J-Lo to shame, but I will die happy!

In conclusion...tea, dammit!

*g*

my so-called life

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