We all dream of a team of Jimmy Bullards...
Is it just me, or has this week been a bit crap? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Whatever, the point is not to whinge about it, but to share the one thing that's put a smile on my face all week. Witness the uber-adorableness that is Jimmy Bullard and Leighton Baines celebrating Jimmy's gorgeous volley against Villa.
I just can't even. <333333333
And just for the fun of it, here's some quality comedy of the Wigan variety.
Without a doubt Jimmy Bullard is one of our favourite Premiership players here at skysports.com.
Yeah he's doing alright at Wigan but how can you not love a guy who fronts up to "Big" Duncan Ferguson (sort of) and, when the floodlights go out against Arsenal, pulls Freddy Ljunberg's shorts down and runs the length of the pitch to score in the dark? [Omg I so hope that's a true story! ROTFL!]
Soccer AM love him too and they asked him to reveal everything about his teammates at the JJB.
Best Trainer:
Me. I enjoy it everyday; first on, last off. I have to say me.
Worst trainer:
We've not really got one. We are all fairly decent at training really but the last person that got the yellow jersey was the Swede, Andreas Johansson.
Most skilful:
Alan Mahon is quite skilful but we haven't got that many skilful players to be honest.
Biggest moaner:
The gaffer is the worst moaner I have ever seen but if we are talking about players I would say Pascal Chimbonda, he moans about everything.
Most intelligent:
Matthew Jackson, he thinks he is a politician. Him or Jason Roberts.
Least intelligent:
I have got to be up there myself to be honest [LOL! <3] but I would say Leighton Baines. He is a bit thick isn't he? And he's a scouser.
Quickest player:
Gary Teale, by far, over 20 yards and then over a longer distance, Jason Roberts. Henri Camara is quick as well.
Worst Dress sense:
Paul Scharner, the new boy. He has come in the other week he had a white suit on and the first day he came in he had a big bear-skin jacket, massive, down to his ankles, it was embarrassing. The gaffer killed him. [*headdesk* How much would I pay to see that?]
Worst taste in music:
The Aussie John Filan, he is a bit rock 'n' roll and I am not into that to be honest.
Hard man:
Myself. I scared Big Dunk off the other week but we have got Polly the goalkeeper, he is a big lad and I wouldn't want to muck about with him. And Jason, he is a big unit.
The Joker:
We have got a few. Myself, Alan Mahon, Leighton Baines and that's about it. Lee McCulloch likes to join in, he thinks he is funny.
Oh, Jimmy. *pets him* Honestly, quite apart from the fact that I think he's adorable, he would get my vote for EPL player of the season. Maybe he's not a Frank Lampard but he never stops running and whatever he might lack in quality he more than makes up for in attitude and enthusiasm. I'm so, so glad we'll get to see more of him and Wigan next year.
And in other news, it looks like Leighton's forgiven him for that 'bit thick' remark. *g*
Hope that cheered anyone else who needed it!
Whatever, the point is not to whinge about it, but to share the one thing that's put a smile on my face all week. Witness the uber-adorableness that is Jimmy Bullard and Leighton Baines celebrating Jimmy's gorgeous volley against Villa.
I just can't even. <333333333
And just for the fun of it, here's some quality comedy of the Wigan variety.
Without a doubt Jimmy Bullard is one of our favourite Premiership players here at skysports.com.
Yeah he's doing alright at Wigan but how can you not love a guy who fronts up to "Big" Duncan Ferguson (sort of) and, when the floodlights go out against Arsenal, pulls Freddy Ljunberg's shorts down and runs the length of the pitch to score in the dark? [Omg I so hope that's a true story! ROTFL!]
Soccer AM love him too and they asked him to reveal everything about his teammates at the JJB.
Best Trainer:
Me. I enjoy it everyday; first on, last off. I have to say me.
Worst trainer:
We've not really got one. We are all fairly decent at training really but the last person that got the yellow jersey was the Swede, Andreas Johansson.
Most skilful:
Alan Mahon is quite skilful but we haven't got that many skilful players to be honest.
Biggest moaner:
The gaffer is the worst moaner I have ever seen but if we are talking about players I would say Pascal Chimbonda, he moans about everything.
Most intelligent:
Matthew Jackson, he thinks he is a politician. Him or Jason Roberts.
Least intelligent:
I have got to be up there myself to be honest [LOL! <3] but I would say Leighton Baines. He is a bit thick isn't he? And he's a scouser.
Quickest player:
Gary Teale, by far, over 20 yards and then over a longer distance, Jason Roberts. Henri Camara is quick as well.
Worst Dress sense:
Paul Scharner, the new boy. He has come in the other week he had a white suit on and the first day he came in he had a big bear-skin jacket, massive, down to his ankles, it was embarrassing. The gaffer killed him. [*headdesk* How much would I pay to see that?]
Worst taste in music:
The Aussie John Filan, he is a bit rock 'n' roll and I am not into that to be honest.
Hard man:
Myself. I scared Big Dunk off the other week but we have got Polly the goalkeeper, he is a big lad and I wouldn't want to muck about with him. And Jason, he is a big unit.
The Joker:
We have got a few. Myself, Alan Mahon, Leighton Baines and that's about it. Lee McCulloch likes to join in, he thinks he is funny.
Oh, Jimmy. *pets him* Honestly, quite apart from the fact that I think he's adorable, he would get my vote for EPL player of the season. Maybe he's not a Frank Lampard but he never stops running and whatever he might lack in quality he more than makes up for in attitude and enthusiasm. I'm so, so glad we'll get to see more of him and Wigan next year.
And in other news, it looks like Leighton's forgiven him for that 'bit thick' remark. *g*
Hope that cheered anyone else who needed it!