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Jul 18, 2022 15:07


PandoraBoxpixie (2:37:02 PM): soup
youtoldthisstory (2:43:09 PM): i want to eat you as soup
PandoraBoxpixie (2:43:17 PM): mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
youtoldthisstory (2:43:27 PM): mmmmmmmm
PandoraBoxpixie (2:43:30 PM): I slurp you as soup
youtoldthisstory (2:43:42 PM): i want two portions of you
PandoraBoxpixie (2:44:20 PM): I want to sallow you and htne laugh and have you come out my nose
youtoldthisstory (2:44:57 PM): mmmmmmm
youtoldthisstory (2:45:12 PM): i want to swallow you and laugh and then not control my fart but then its you coming out all wet in my boxers

I have been on a beach kick lately. Laura and I go after work at 5ish, and the waves have been super big and we just get klobbered and wash up on shore. VERY much fun. We aint liek those lame type of girls who lay and tan, we man up and go stright for the ocean the whole time. Except yesterday after we got out we were sitting no our towels adn these two dbags walked by adn we checking us out for like...the entire until they were out of our distance, so to messwith them we booked it to the car, drove down like 1/16th of a mile, sprinted back on the beach, layed down our towels and acted very chill as they walked by again.  They pointed adn clearly said to eachother "hey its those same girls as before" but they were not nearly as confused as we hoped for. I wish I wrote in this more, but its hard. Another fun thing that happened recently was Elisa's Kostume Kegger (BYOK) that she threw. Laura stole SO MUCH Hannah Montana stuff from walmart as well as some Dora the Expolorer stuff, and she dressed as a very cocky Miley Syrus wearing her own merchandise and I dressed as myslef wearing lots of Dora the explorer stuff. Beacham and I won at beer pong because we are amazing. Of course he drank all the beer, but he said that helped him. I drove Laura Spencer nad Roo home, adn they were all extremly high and drunk adn kept saying "lets get hamburgers!" adn then falling asleep. It happened liek three times. Oh spekaing of Beachem, I saw him at Sailfest that was soooo much fun. after the firworks I made Josh walk from New London to Waterford, and Phil gave me a mix of lots of vodka and very little gatoraid for the walk.  funnest walk of my life. we walked past trafiic for like 6 miles. I think it would have been just as fun if I didn't randomly and almost accidnently get so intoxicated.
Okay I ahve to go practice the drums NOW.
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