That's kind of funny...
On the twelfth day of Christmas, _audhumla_ sent to me...
Twelve vivienne_asters drumming
Eleven mstakenidentitys piping
Ten clappamungus a-leaping
Nine locusclassicus dancing
Eight vox_diabolicas a-milking
Seven eponys a-swimming
Six rin_tin_tin_s a-reading
Five vi-i-i-isible_freds
Four uhans
Three augustus
Two classics
...and a beer in a buffy.