Conversation with My Mom
Me: "Mom, I'm excited I get to see you in Boston! You can bring me the presents you bought me in China."
Mom: "I didn't get you a present."
Me: "What?! You brought us presents from Greece and Rio..."
Mom: "You don't need presents. Besides, why would you want something from China? Everything is Made in China. You can get something Made in China here."
Me: "Oh."
Mom: "Everything is Made in China, Aubrey."
Me: "Did you at least get to see a panda?"
Mom: "One panda. And it was dirty."
Me: "A dirty panda?"
Mom: "Yes. One dirty-butt panda."
Hahahahahahahahaha....
Mom: "I didn't get you a present."
Me: "What?! You brought us presents from Greece and Rio..."
Mom: "You don't need presents. Besides, why would you want something from China? Everything is Made in China. You can get something Made in China here."
Me: "Oh."
Mom: "Everything is Made in China, Aubrey."
Me: "Did you at least get to see a panda?"
Mom: "One panda. And it was dirty."
Me: "A dirty panda?"
Mom: "Yes. One dirty-butt panda."
Hahahahahahahahaha....