World's Shortest Fairy Tale
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No."
And then the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook
and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
...Wow, it gives me hope.
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said, "No."
And then the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook
and farted whenever she wanted.
The end.
...Wow, it gives me hope.