Sep 29, 2004 20:48
Shes fucking dead
NO MORE PAINT ON HER FUCKIN CAR OR HER HOUSE.. i think im gonna chuck them at her head too, like in Never Been Kissed
stupid uterus troubled monkey lookin old english teacher fuck head
And what the fuck.. DID YOU FORGET WHERE I LIVE??? you stupid mongrol...
stupid mother fuckers (i forget who I wrote that about)
I have a fuckin 38%...why don't I do my work????
Funny joke: A blonde is married to a very rich man and thinks hes cheating on her, so she goes out to buy a gun to kill him if shes right. She comes home and is not surprised when she opens the door to her master bedroom and sees her husband with a REDHEAD in the bed getting freaky. She is so overwhelmed with what she sees that she brings the gun up to her head and goes to shoot herself. Her husband says "Don't do it! We need to talk about this!" and the blonde screams out "Shut up! Your next!!!!"