sup me, im paul
hehe, illl name my rival faggot
look! its my room!
bye mom! im off to see the proffessor!
oh the small town of pallet, how i love you
hey, why isnt the proffessor here? ill go look for him!
here he comes!
thanks for saving me proffessor, me and faggot are waiting for you
were on the way back to the lab!
the prof. said i could have a pokemon! should i have charmander??
or squirtle?
or even bulbasaur?!
i think ill take squirtle!
hey! hey choose bulbasaur! not fair!
he wants to fight already?!
bring it on faggot!
haha! i won!