Im a n00b :D
001.What do you like to be called? I would like to be called Madame Loulabell Patron Saint of Balogna, but Ashley will do just fine.
002.How old are you? 19
003.Chick or Dude? Im the proud owner of a vagina.
004.Whats your location? Harlan, Kentucky
Thats where this guy is from...
005.Tell us something about yourself. I like to watch cartoons, draw and read and make things. I like long walks on the beach and a good sense of humour....if this is you then you can call 1-606-...wait um. I have a weird sense of humour, i can tell you that.
006.Sexual prefrence?: Boys please. but i like girls too.
007.Dating Status?: unstable. im not really seeing anyone right now.
What do you think about…?
008.Country Music: I really like old country like Johnny Cash but this new shit makes me want to take a cheese grater to my face.
009.Love: I belive in love.
010.Chicken: Its a small tasty bird. And for every one you dont eat i will eat three.
011.Arranged Marriages: I totally respect other peoples cultures but i just dont think i could love my parents very much if they tried to marry me off to someone i didnt know. but thats just me and i would probably feel different if i were living in a society that did that.
012.Drugs: Hey sure, just dont hurt anyone thats all i have to say.
013.Organized Religion: I try to participate in a different religion every week. Personally i think if people want to believe in something and support something then fine. Everyone needs something to believe in. As for me, im agnostic.
014.Sex: I like sex, and i mean come on who dosent? I dont care how old you are when you lose your virginity. I used to think OMG IF YOU HAVE SEX WHEN YOURE 13 OR BEFORE YOURE MARRIED YOURE A BAD PERSON. But now I think that if you are ready then youre ready, just be smart kids *thumbs up*
015.Low-Carb Craze/Atkins Diet: most people who are on these diets dont need to be...and to them i say "YOURE TOO SKINNY! EAT A CHEESEBURGER!"
016.Same-Sex Marriages: sure. if you wanna get married go for it. youre not bothering me. just invite me to the wedding :D I'll bring candy XD
What is/are your favorite
017.Band/Singer?(list at least 7) Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bright Eyes, The Cure, The Faint, Smashing Pumpkins, Tom Petty, HIM, Puffy AmiYumi, Johnny Cash, MSI
018.Soda/Pop? I love Jones Soda and Hawiian Punch :D
019.Color? blue
020.Book? Abarat, Fahrenheit 451, The Illustrated Man, The Harry Potter Series, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn and I love everything chuck palahniuk has ever written. Invisible Monsters is teh best.
021.Movie? Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Battle Royale, Shrek 2, Finding Nemo, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Clerks...and so on.
Other Stuff
022.What turns you on? Good sense of humour and a big bookshelf. I plan on marrying the first man i meet who has more books than I do.
023.Off? People who use the phrase: "Git-er-done"
024.Your greatest achievement? to date? I got a distinguished on my high school portfolio, and i dropped out of college
025.What is your biggest fault? I cant seem to grow up :|
026.If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do? And who would you spend it with? I would spend the whole day pretending i was in one of the Grand Theft Auto games. Everyone wants to do that.
027.A magical guy grants you one wish; what is it(And no, i wish for a million more wishes; or anything like that)? World Peace *everyone claps* NO. i would probably wish for something really superficial like a bajillion million dollars or something like everyone else, cause you know they would.
028. Has no question! Tell us what happend to it! (Be Creative.) God was displeased with it so he smote it from this application.
029.What do you do in your spare time?(video games,sports; tell us which ones or something else about what you do) I play DDR and various other video games. I spend most of my time playing on livejournal and wishing i had a job. YES...im a loser. :(
Currently
030.How are you feeling right now? Kinda tired. A little Hungry. I bit sore. Pretty Good overall.
031.What are you wearing? A leather dominatrix outfit complete with whip and ball gag...no? okay. Cut off turquoise scrub pants and a maroon track jacket.
032.Are you listening to anything; and what? The Cure - Its Friday Im in Love
Choose One!
033.Pen or Pencil? Pencil, its more forgiving on important documents.
034.Day or Night? Night.
035.Dogs or Cats? Cats
036.Rain or Shine? Rain when its really really hot outside.
037.T.V or Computer? COMPUTER OMGZ LOLZ
038.Swimming or Skiing/Snowboarding? Im too fat and uncoordinated to do either.
039.Make us laugh:
For some weird reason this emoticon makes me laugh >=( but since you all probably are not as easily amused as i am, here is a list of really funny mitch hedberg quotes:
"I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others."
"I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality."
"I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here."
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One More..!
040.So tell us why you think you're worthy: Probably because I love rating communities and I will be obnoxiously active. And I have a pet rock.
Sorry Im not nicer to look at. D:
This is what i look like RIGHT THIS SECOND
