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hahaha oh man...i love dave.
Alli The Ripper: dave
Alli The Ripper: let's build a city
Alli The Ripper: build a city on rock and roll
imadavey089: ....and sex?
Alli The Ripper: no sex.
Alli The Ripper: just rock and roll
imadavey089: how bout corruption?
imadavey089: just justa lil?
Alli The Ripper: that comes with the territory.
imadavey089: sweet
imadavey089: i call mayor
Alli The Ripper: NO!
Alli The Ripper: i got president.
imadavey089: and im appointing hookers as my assistants
Alli The Ripper: fine
Alli The Ripper: i'm president, and i require that every day at 5, we have to sing a bright eyes song.
imadavey089: ......
imadavey089: or i could have my army of whoores destroy the city
imadavey089: hell they have enough babaies to start therei own country
imadavey089: but ima have em addcited to soem new and extremly potaint opiate
imadavey089: or opiate like chemical
imadavey089: that only ill have
imadavey089: that way i can keep them and their children who i will train
imadavey089: under my power
imadavey089: and then we will estroy you
Alli The Ripper: no way jose!
Alli The Ripper: i'll own the jails
Alli The Ripper: and the condoms
imadavey089: that or call you a terroist and have bush do my dirty work
imadavey089: fine you can own the condoms i said my whores are guna have kids
imadavey089: less condoms more kids
Alli The Ripper: and the STD cures.
imadavey089: more kids bigger army
imadavey089: bigger army more time i get to spend kickin your ass
imadavey089: i told you im kickin your ass
Alli The Ripper: but youll have ot pay child support!
imadavey089: ill take the cures
imadavey089: no i wont
imadavey089: they are women
imadavey089: they have no say
imadavey089: that and ill have them to doped up to care
Alli The Ripper: okay heres a deal
Alli The Ripper: let's share the drugs, money, sex, and corruption
imadavey089: nope
Alli The Ripper: and i'll let you be mayor
imadavey089: ive drawn the line woman
imadavey089: your ass is goin down
Alli The Ripper: and we'll get rid of the bright eyes
imadavey089: ok
imadavey089: sounds good
imadavey089: but
imadavey089: we can still sing queen
imadavey089: can't go wrong with any thing by queen
Alli The Ripper: Well yeah
Alli The Ripper: because we are the champions
Alli The Ripper: no time for losers, dave.
imadavey089: damn straight
imadavey089: cuz we are the champions
imadavey089: to the end
Alli The Ripper: and we'll keep on fighting till the end
imadavey089: why do we rock so hard core?
imadavey089: i mean is it in our blood
Alli The Ripper: because we're good looking?!
Alli The Ripper: i mean damn.
Alli The Ripper: there's cute...there's beautiful...and then there's alli and dave.
imadavey089: ya ima say its cuz of the dead animal flesh i eat
imadavey089: keeps me nice and cholesteroled up
Alli The Ripper: then how do you explain THIS ?! *points to self*
imadavey089: ummm faulty condoms and tequila?
imadavey089: lmao
imadavey089: owned
Alli The Ripper: ...
imadavey089: ok
imadavey089: i snorted while iw as laughing at that one
imadavey089: so make fun of me for that
imadavey089: cuz really
Alli The Ripper: YES
imadavey089: i got you good
and later
imadavey089: thats how we got 7
imadavey089: 3 and 4 had sex
imadavey089: but the that bitch 4 went gay and had sex with the other 4
imadavey089: and thas how we got 8
imadavey089: fuckin 4's
Alli The Ripper: hahahaha
Alli The Ripper: wtf
imadavey089: can't trust em
imadavey089: they say they love you
imadavey089: then BLAM they are gettin rammed from behind by an 8 and a 9 in your fucking bedroom
Alli The Ripper: man this is sooooo going in my LJ
imadavey089: then they say that your suficating them
imadavey089: so what do you do
imadavey089: ill tel you what you do
imadavey089: you stick a fucking .357 magnum in em and pull the tirgger
imadavey089: soo
Alli The Ripper: hahahaha
imadavey089: allie
imadavey089: how was ur day
Alli The Ripper: ITS ALLI
Alli The Ripper: NO E!
imadavey089: ok
imadavey089: ima just call you E
imadavey089: now
imadavey089: just to piss you off
imadavey089: no one corrects my spelling
imadavey089: or maybe we can call you
imadavey089: alli...The E
Alli The Ripper: hahaha
Alli The Ripper: Alli the E
imadavey089: yea man
imadavey089: thas how you roll
imadavey089: no one fuck with The E
Alli The Ripper: haha
imadavey089: shell straigh fuck your stuff up
Alli The Ripper: rolling....E.....
Alli The Ripper: hahaha
imadavey089: no joke niggah
imadavey089: i better be making your profile
imadavey089: cuz this shit is gold
Alli The Ripper: hahahahaa
Alli The Ripper: yeah...you're making my LJ
Alli The Ripper: and the profile
imadavey089: i dont read that tho
Alli The Ripper: oh okay
imadavey089: i wanna read my aweseomness
imadavey089: my goal is to make it on to everyones profile
imadavey089: so far im half way down my buddylist
imadavey089: well of the people i know
Alli The Ripper: HAHA
Oh you.
Alli The Ripper: dave
Alli The Ripper: let's build a city
Alli The Ripper: build a city on rock and roll
imadavey089: ....and sex?
Alli The Ripper: no sex.
Alli The Ripper: just rock and roll
imadavey089: how bout corruption?
imadavey089: just justa lil?
Alli The Ripper: that comes with the territory.
imadavey089: sweet
imadavey089: i call mayor
Alli The Ripper: NO!
Alli The Ripper: i got president.
imadavey089: and im appointing hookers as my assistants
Alli The Ripper: fine
Alli The Ripper: i'm president, and i require that every day at 5, we have to sing a bright eyes song.
imadavey089: ......
imadavey089: or i could have my army of whoores destroy the city
imadavey089: hell they have enough babaies to start therei own country
imadavey089: but ima have em addcited to soem new and extremly potaint opiate
imadavey089: or opiate like chemical
imadavey089: that only ill have
imadavey089: that way i can keep them and their children who i will train
imadavey089: under my power
imadavey089: and then we will estroy you
Alli The Ripper: no way jose!
Alli The Ripper: i'll own the jails
Alli The Ripper: and the condoms
imadavey089: that or call you a terroist and have bush do my dirty work
imadavey089: fine you can own the condoms i said my whores are guna have kids
imadavey089: less condoms more kids
Alli The Ripper: and the STD cures.
imadavey089: more kids bigger army
imadavey089: bigger army more time i get to spend kickin your ass
imadavey089: i told you im kickin your ass
Alli The Ripper: but youll have ot pay child support!
imadavey089: ill take the cures
imadavey089: no i wont
imadavey089: they are women
imadavey089: they have no say
imadavey089: that and ill have them to doped up to care
Alli The Ripper: okay heres a deal
Alli The Ripper: let's share the drugs, money, sex, and corruption
imadavey089: nope
Alli The Ripper: and i'll let you be mayor
imadavey089: ive drawn the line woman
imadavey089: your ass is goin down
Alli The Ripper: and we'll get rid of the bright eyes
imadavey089: ok
imadavey089: sounds good
imadavey089: but
imadavey089: we can still sing queen
imadavey089: can't go wrong with any thing by queen
Alli The Ripper: Well yeah
Alli The Ripper: because we are the champions
Alli The Ripper: no time for losers, dave.
imadavey089: damn straight
imadavey089: cuz we are the champions
imadavey089: to the end
Alli The Ripper: and we'll keep on fighting till the end
imadavey089: why do we rock so hard core?
imadavey089: i mean is it in our blood
Alli The Ripper: because we're good looking?!
Alli The Ripper: i mean damn.
Alli The Ripper: there's cute...there's beautiful...and then there's alli and dave.
imadavey089: ya ima say its cuz of the dead animal flesh i eat
imadavey089: keeps me nice and cholesteroled up
Alli The Ripper: then how do you explain THIS ?! *points to self*
imadavey089: ummm faulty condoms and tequila?
imadavey089: lmao
imadavey089: owned
Alli The Ripper: ...
imadavey089: ok
imadavey089: i snorted while iw as laughing at that one
imadavey089: so make fun of me for that
imadavey089: cuz really
Alli The Ripper: YES
imadavey089: i got you good
and later
imadavey089: thats how we got 7
imadavey089: 3 and 4 had sex
imadavey089: but the that bitch 4 went gay and had sex with the other 4
imadavey089: and thas how we got 8
imadavey089: fuckin 4's
Alli The Ripper: hahahaha
Alli The Ripper: wtf
imadavey089: can't trust em
imadavey089: they say they love you
imadavey089: then BLAM they are gettin rammed from behind by an 8 and a 9 in your fucking bedroom
Alli The Ripper: man this is sooooo going in my LJ
imadavey089: then they say that your suficating them
imadavey089: so what do you do
imadavey089: ill tel you what you do
imadavey089: you stick a fucking .357 magnum in em and pull the tirgger
imadavey089: soo
Alli The Ripper: hahahaha
imadavey089: allie
imadavey089: how was ur day
Alli The Ripper: ITS ALLI
Alli The Ripper: NO E!
imadavey089: ok
imadavey089: ima just call you E
imadavey089: now
imadavey089: just to piss you off
imadavey089: no one corrects my spelling
imadavey089: or maybe we can call you
imadavey089: alli...The E
Alli The Ripper: hahaha
Alli The Ripper: Alli the E
imadavey089: yea man
imadavey089: thas how you roll
imadavey089: no one fuck with The E
Alli The Ripper: haha
imadavey089: shell straigh fuck your stuff up
Alli The Ripper: rolling....E.....
Alli The Ripper: hahaha
imadavey089: no joke niggah
imadavey089: i better be making your profile
imadavey089: cuz this shit is gold
Alli The Ripper: hahahahaa
Alli The Ripper: yeah...you're making my LJ
Alli The Ripper: and the profile
imadavey089: i dont read that tho
Alli The Ripper: oh okay
imadavey089: i wanna read my aweseomness
imadavey089: my goal is to make it on to everyones profile
imadavey089: so far im half way down my buddylist
imadavey089: well of the people i know
Alli The Ripper: HAHA
Oh you.