LJ Pic Contest!

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To all those out there,
Think you have the best LJ Pics out there?   Prove it!  Send me your funniest or best LJ Userpics and be judged for the BEST LJ PIC OF THE YEAR!  Multiple entries are allowed.  Grand prize is a trophy and a handshake(or firm pat on the behind if you prefer) from yours truly.

All contestants (especially the losers) will be

Comments

[poizen37]

Well... it's not TNG though. Do I lose street cred?

[poizen37]

I still think this is the greatest thing ever...

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Yeah, I never saw the funny of the whole Free Xenu thing. I guess it's like the equivalent of telling a christian that Satan is you homeboy. But trying to offend a Scientologist is like trying to offend a rock. It's just NOT gonna happen.
And why is this alien flipping us off? Is he Xenu? Is he a xenu supporter? Or is he a scientologist flipping us off for attempting to free Xenu? It's completely vague. This pic gives me the urge to free something alright- my big flaccid johnson. Which is exactly the rating this pic gets "Totally Flaccid"

Poizen 37 do us a favor, re-watch some old Carlin and take notes on how to simultaneously offend people and make them laugh. Barring that your only option is to steal someone else's sense of humor or slit your wrists.

[poizen37]

http://lronhubbard-tribute.com/?gclid=CMmKguHojZUCFRJdxwodxyhwgQ

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Poizen 37 please see my response below to stealing other people's funny in an attempt to make yourself funnier. It almost worked. Almost. But with no image to go with the text it's no better than having you standing next to me saying it. I love the line, it's funny. But that's all it is, a line. Give me some context. Maybe a pic of Han Solo shrugging or Luke doing Chewie in the ass. So for the Robot Chicken reference you got my attention and that's it. Your attempt to steal humor has failed as you can clearly see by my 'Half Chub' rating. Your only option left is wrist slitting.........or George Carlin.

[poizen37]

Hey, I was promised scathing *and* witty! Are you slacking? Wookiee anal sex jokes and "you suck" insults make not witty. I thought I was supposed to be berated by an adult, not a grade schooler! Try harder!

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Sir, one more outburst like that and I will strangle you with my microphone cord. And I never said 'you suck' I said 'kill yourself' there's a slight difference.

[poizen37]

George Carlin says: "These guys are total douches, using my atheist death to forward their pro-religion agenda. Get your own mascot, you fucking hippies!"

http://davidtjordan.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/newsflash-george-carlin-atheist-no-more/

http://toddpruitt.blogspot.com/2008/06/what-george-carlins-death-should-make.html