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So for some reason, people were thinking I was sick. Like a certain someone. In the middle of my lunch a couple days ago I had Kurenai come barging into my apartment and start asking me weird questions like. Have I been coughing up blood lately. Yeah. I think I’d k now if I was hacking up a lung but of course no one could take my word for it.
So she starts putting up this little hissy fit thing she does about getting me to go get checked out by Shizune or Tsunade... or one of those female medical nins... And after a little coaxing I made her tell me why they were so concerned if I was sick or not. Turns out that last assignment put me in close proximity to a pretty nasty virus.
How was I to notice though? I barley wanted to be on that mission, I was doing my job then getting back. And besides, Anko and Sick people are not the best of bed fellows. So, yep. Turns out they thought I might have caught something.
So I took a stroll on down to the medical facility and let Tsunade poke and prod me til she was blue in the face, and realized I was healthy as an ox. That kind of annoyed me though, why was Tsunade able to be drunk when examining me but they would not let me bring in a thing of dango? It’s just not fair... Oh well. I’ve been chowing down on them since... hehehehe
Now. Onto another pressing mater at hand. Kurenai. I know you were welching on our bet and I will prove it. No one makes a fool out of me. Just... my evidence is a little sketchy at the moment... Uhm... All I have is... Uhm... that... you know... thing. YES. I have that thing that proves you were not dating Kakashi. So you need to let me set you up! I’m doing this for your own good! Really I am. <3 Is it possible she actually got a date her self?
Either way. I’m inviting my self over to dinner tomorrow. Cook some real food this time. Something red and bloody not green and leafy. I need to get back to training my little students so Im going to need to be well fed. <3
So... yes. Neji and Sasuke. Don’t think I forgot about you two. I mean, I was trying to. But for some reason not even all the booze in Konoha would make me for get I have some students. So, I’m going to be wanting to see how well your summing jutsu has been coming. I’m also going to want to have a look at your curse seals, if you don’t mind.
... I need a mission. This village drives me crazy.
So she starts putting up this little hissy fit thing she does about getting me to go get checked out by Shizune or Tsunade... or one of those female medical nins... And after a little coaxing I made her tell me why they were so concerned if I was sick or not. Turns out that last assignment put me in close proximity to a pretty nasty virus.
How was I to notice though? I barley wanted to be on that mission, I was doing my job then getting back. And besides, Anko and Sick people are not the best of bed fellows. So, yep. Turns out they thought I might have caught something.
So I took a stroll on down to the medical facility and let Tsunade poke and prod me til she was blue in the face, and realized I was healthy as an ox. That kind of annoyed me though, why was Tsunade able to be drunk when examining me but they would not let me bring in a thing of dango? It’s just not fair... Oh well. I’ve been chowing down on them since... hehehehe
Now. Onto another pressing mater at hand. Kurenai. I know you were welching on our bet and I will prove it. No one makes a fool out of me. Just... my evidence is a little sketchy at the moment... Uhm... All I have is... Uhm... that... you know... thing. YES. I have that thing that proves you were not dating Kakashi. So you need to let me set you up! I’m doing this for your own good! Really I am. <3 Is it possible she actually got a date her self?
Either way. I’m inviting my self over to dinner tomorrow. Cook some real food this time. Something red and bloody not green and leafy. I need to get back to training my little students so Im going to need to be well fed. <3
So... yes. Neji and Sasuke. Don’t think I forgot about you two. I mean, I was trying to. But for some reason not even all the booze in Konoha would make me for get I have some students. So, I’m going to be wanting to see how well your summing jutsu has been coming. I’m also going to want to have a look at your curse seals, if you don’t mind.
... I need a mission. This village drives me crazy.