Why must I get weird missions?
Is it too late to defect to another village? Maybe Sand or Lightning? Well after I kill the Hokage I imagine any of them would want me. Why do I want to kill Tsunade? Her choice on assigning missions!!
I just got back from a secret A Rank Mission that she sent me on, which had me out of Leaf for two weeks. And here I get back and I am once again being sent out on another one. Which seems to be A Rank also... With high priority on stealth.... Which means I can not bring sake, beer, dango or anything I enjoy eating... *sigh*
Oh well. I do have to get serious now and then. Yeah, I know it’s pretty shocking to hear me say that. I can do with out that stuff for the duration of the mission. That’s not my problem with my mission, nor the reason I want to kill Tsunade. Nor is it the fact that I am put on a second mission so soon from getting back... No, while I am not allowed to discuss the basis of it, but the reason I want her dead is whom my mission details. The target of my mission is the worst ninja I’ve ever came across. *sigh*
Alright people. I’m kidding. I do not really want to kill Tsunade. I just kind of sensed Shizune saw that and dispatched ANBU to my apartment to neutralize me... So, Shizune if the ANBU has been dispatched, can you please call them off? -^_^-
But really, why did my target have to be HIM!? Maybe Tsunade knows how much I despise him and want to kill him, I mean why else would I have been given a mission like this if she did not know I hated him? *snickers* He is so fucked... Eh, I don’t have to much time to bitch about the target. I have to set out in a couple of minutes to track him... I don’t know if Tsunade is trying to curse me or bless me with such a target though. *snickers* As I said, he is so fucked...
Sasuke, I know I have not been around the last month or so and will be gone for even longer but I will make it up to you. Maybe if I get back before Neji shows back up, I’ll teach you something he does not know or something... But if Neji shows back up before I get back give him my apologies also and then... geesh I don’t know... train together? I’m not cut out for this teacher shit...
Kurenai: Time is running out on that bet. *snickers* How’s it going? Not good eh? Might I suggest that male nurse I tried to set you up with before. He seems desperate enough. Oh wait... I’m not suppose to interfere with your sex life which is why we made this bet isn’t it? *snickers*
Oh well. I’ll try to keep regular updates while I’m gone. Might as well have something to do while I endure this shit... Mr. Target! YOU ARE SO FUCKED!
Ibiki? Why the hell was I drawn an evaluation of Ibiki? How come Tsunade could not give me Kakashi, or Genma for crying out loud! I’d have taken anyone but Ibiki. But I can screw him up bad... So it could be a blessing in disguise. Just so you do not forget this Anko, you are to conduct an evaluation of Ibiki on his current mission. Staying out of sight and not letting him see you at all. If he is to discover of your location, disenvow any knowledge of your evaluation on him and continue to evaluate him... I can handle this.
I just got back from a secret A Rank Mission that she sent me on, which had me out of Leaf for two weeks. And here I get back and I am once again being sent out on another one. Which seems to be A Rank also... With high priority on stealth.... Which means I can not bring sake, beer, dango or anything I enjoy eating... *sigh*
Oh well. I do have to get serious now and then. Yeah, I know it’s pretty shocking to hear me say that. I can do with out that stuff for the duration of the mission. That’s not my problem with my mission, nor the reason I want to kill Tsunade. Nor is it the fact that I am put on a second mission so soon from getting back... No, while I am not allowed to discuss the basis of it, but the reason I want her dead is whom my mission details. The target of my mission is the worst ninja I’ve ever came across. *sigh*
Alright people. I’m kidding. I do not really want to kill Tsunade. I just kind of sensed Shizune saw that and dispatched ANBU to my apartment to neutralize me... So, Shizune if the ANBU has been dispatched, can you please call them off? -^_^-
But really, why did my target have to be HIM!? Maybe Tsunade knows how much I despise him and want to kill him, I mean why else would I have been given a mission like this if she did not know I hated him? *snickers* He is so fucked... Eh, I don’t have to much time to bitch about the target. I have to set out in a couple of minutes to track him... I don’t know if Tsunade is trying to curse me or bless me with such a target though. *snickers* As I said, he is so fucked...
Sasuke, I know I have not been around the last month or so and will be gone for even longer but I will make it up to you. Maybe if I get back before Neji shows back up, I’ll teach you something he does not know or something... But if Neji shows back up before I get back give him my apologies also and then... geesh I don’t know... train together? I’m not cut out for this teacher shit...
Kurenai: Time is running out on that bet. *snickers* How’s it going? Not good eh? Might I suggest that male nurse I tried to set you up with before. He seems desperate enough. Oh wait... I’m not suppose to interfere with your sex life which is why we made this bet isn’t it? *snickers*
Oh well. I’ll try to keep regular updates while I’m gone. Might as well have something to do while I endure this shit... Mr. Target! YOU ARE SO FUCKED!
Ibiki? Why the hell was I drawn an evaluation of Ibiki? How come Tsunade could not give me Kakashi, or Genma for crying out loud! I’d have taken anyone but Ibiki. But I can screw him up bad... So it could be a blessing in disguise. Just so you do not forget this Anko, you are to conduct an evaluation of Ibiki on his current mission. Staying out of sight and not letting him see you at all. If he is to discover of your location, disenvow any knowledge of your evaluation on him and continue to evaluate him... I can handle this.