Random SoFla experiences make my lifestyle
Alyiece and I went to the Porterhouse last night and got FUCKED. Before I knew it all of Sally O'Briens was down there- and I mean everyone. Shortly after the N. Irish boys showed up very randomly as they do best.
Driving Aidan home was great-
T: "I'm a Socialist!"
A: "I'M a socialist- you're not a socialist with your 300$ a night job."
T: "Fuck you, I'm more a socialist than you'll EVA be."
A: "Go back to the Falls, rich girl."
Then Alyiece interrupts drunkenly: "You two Irish Slags shut the FUCK UP!"
I heard a great "yo Momma" joke:
"Yo Momma's pussy is so dry even the krabs carry water bottles"
You know that is AMAZING!
Driving Aidan home was great-
T: "I'm a Socialist!"
A: "I'M a socialist- you're not a socialist with your 300$ a night job."
T: "Fuck you, I'm more a socialist than you'll EVA be."
A: "Go back to the Falls, rich girl."
Then Alyiece interrupts drunkenly: "You two Irish Slags shut the FUCK UP!"
I heard a great "yo Momma" joke:
"Yo Momma's pussy is so dry even the krabs carry water bottles"
You know that is AMAZING!