Jan 18, 2004 01:14
*XxxX DooM XXxxX: URGH
XxxX DooM XXxxX: there was this
XxxX DooM XXxxX: GIANT
XxxX DooM XXxxX: fucking spider on the wall
XxxX DooM XXxxX: scared the shit out of me because I thought I was seeing stuff
ImmortalEmbraces: ....did you kill it?
XxxX DooM XXxxX: yes
XxxX DooM XXxxX: i usally don't like to kill random stuff
XxxX DooM XXxxX: but i don't want it getting into my mouth when Im sleeping
ImmortalEmbraces: LOL
ImmortalEmbraces: that is the weirdest reason for anything I
ImmortalEmbraces: ve ever heard
XxxX DooM XXxxX: well
XxxX DooM XXxxX: ...
XxxX DooM XXxxX: people
XxxX DooM XXxxX: on avarge eat spiders
XxxX DooM XXxxX: like
ImmortalEmbraces: why the hell would it crawl into your mouth while you were asleeeeeeeeppppp I can't stop laughing
XxxX DooM XXxxX: 8 a year
XxxX DooM XXxxX: during sleep
ImmortalEmbraces: ...those are MICROSCOPIC spiders LOLLLLLLL
ImmortalEmbraces: I love yoouuuuuuu miiiikkkkkeeee hahahahahahahahhahahahaa
ImmortalEmbraces: I don't know why that was so funny
ImmortalEmbraces: but it was
XxxX DooM XXxxX: lol
XxxX DooM XXxxX: well
XxxX DooM XXxxX: ...
XxxX DooM XXxxX: it was nasty looking
ImmortalEmbraces: annnnnd it was going to hide in the corner of your room
ImmortalEmbraces: stare at you from the shadows
ImmortalEmbraces: and wait until your breathing slowed and you started drooling
XxxX DooM XXxxX: NO
XxxX DooM XXxxX: i killed it instead
ImmortalEmbraces: AND JUMP IN YOUR MOOOOOOUUUUTTTTHHH
ImmortalEmbraces: hahhahahahahahahhaaaaaaa
XxxX DooM XXxxX: heh
XxxX DooM XXxxX: well
XxxX DooM XXxxX: im gonna go now
ImmortalEmbraces: lol
ImmortalEmbraces: goodnight, don't let the giant spiders
ImmortalEmbraces: jump in your mouth while you sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppp
XxxX DooM XXxxX signed off at 1:08:11 AM.
*screenname slightly changed, oo, spookular.