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Stolen from Courtney.
You Know You're From Florida When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning (not like anyone I knew of is still living.)
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You've drank a flaming alligator
You consider ridiculing tourists your major hobby (not to be cruel, but it's hilarious. you know, the snow birds with burnt feet, tropical shirts, and short shorts. you would laugh too)
I added the last one. Hahaha.
You Know You're From Florida When...
You own at least five pairs of flip flops
You know someone who's been struck by lightning (not like anyone I knew of is still living.)
You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators
Your backyard is sometimes a swamp
You're officially sick of Disney
You shrug off hurricane warnings
You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos
There are only two seasons - hot and hotter
You've drank a flaming alligator
You consider ridiculing tourists your major hobby (not to be cruel, but it's hilarious. you know, the snow birds with burnt feet, tropical shirts, and short shorts. you would laugh too)
I added the last one. Hahaha.