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hello.
Peter, please stop calling me. I miss you too, but...I..I really don't think I should go back. Something is making me think that your lifepartner wife Fran isn't very fond of me. That, and the children (How many do you have? Three? Billy, Katie, and that Oscar you're always talking about?) wouldn't stop hitting me with sticks. :( Plus, I've found a new basement now. One with carpet and windows. I'm sure you're both happy to hear that I've moved on. ...Right?
Peter, please stop calling me. I miss you too, but...I..I really don't think I should go back. Something is making me think that your lifepartner wife Fran isn't very fond of me. That, and the children (How many do you have? Three? Billy, Katie, and that Oscar you're always talking about?) wouldn't stop hitting me with sticks. :( Plus, I've found a new basement now. One with carpet and windows. I'm sure you're both happy to hear that I've moved on. ...Right?