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"I'm home!" Andy announced to no one in particular, entering his flat in as grandiose a manner as possible, his trunk floating behind him.
"Wonderful!" exclaimed the drunken lump sprawled out on his couch.
"Aaron? Bloody hell mate, what are you doing in here? Don't you have your own flat? Don't you have a job, for that matter?"
"Balls to that. The first one smells like several things unmentionable in polite company, and the other just sucks," Aaron explained, in a surprisingly lucid manner.
"Oh, wow mate, that's awful. Now get!" Andy yelled, as he moved the couch out into the hall, dumped it of its contents (his neighbor), and returned it to his living room.
"Man.." Andy said, looking around, "I could really go for a cheeseburger."
"Wonderful!" exclaimed the drunken lump sprawled out on his couch.
"Aaron? Bloody hell mate, what are you doing in here? Don't you have your own flat? Don't you have a job, for that matter?"
"Balls to that. The first one smells like several things unmentionable in polite company, and the other just sucks," Aaron explained, in a surprisingly lucid manner.
"Oh, wow mate, that's awful. Now get!" Andy yelled, as he moved the couch out into the hall, dumped it of its contents (his neighbor), and returned it to his living room.
"Man.." Andy said, looking around, "I could really go for a cheeseburger."