I am 30% dumb
I would lj cut this
but I'm a jerk
1.[] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2.[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3.[] I have choked on my own spit
4.[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5.[] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6.[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7.[ ] When moving a lit candle you've accidently spilt the hot wax
8.[] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9.[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
10.[] I've caught myself drooling.
11.[] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12.[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
13.[] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14.[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out
15.[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow
16.[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow
17.[] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18.[] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19.[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20.[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
21.[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22.[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23.[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24.[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25.[ ] I've peed my pants
26.[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk
27.[] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time
28.[] I accidently break a lot of things.
29.[ ] my friends know not to use big words on me
30.[x] friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
31.[] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
32.[x]Sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
33.[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
34.[] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
once you get your answer multiply by 3 and repost as "I'm ___% dumb
but I'm a jerk
1.[] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2.[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3.[] I have choked on my own spit
4.[] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5.[] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6.[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7.[ ] When moving a lit candle you've accidently spilt the hot wax
8.[] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9.[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
10.[] I've caught myself drooling.
11.[] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12.[x] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
13.[] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14.[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out
15.[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow
16.[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow
17.[] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18.[] People often tell me to use my "inside voice"
19.[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20.[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
21.[ ] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22.[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23.[ ] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24.[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25.[ ] I've peed my pants
26.[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk
27.[] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time
28.[] I accidently break a lot of things.
29.[ ] my friends know not to use big words on me
30.[x] friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
31.[] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
32.[x]Sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
33.[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
34.[] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
once you get your answer multiply by 3 and repost as "I'm ___% dumb