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[_amrod]

*notes the attractive new arrival*

*puts on her special strappy seducing shoes*

*struts in that general direction*

...*wonders why she suddenly wants to kill something*

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[orome_aldaron]

*tentatively* Amrod?

*tries to avoid looking at the strappy shoes*

[_amrod]

...Do I know you, Hottie McHottipants?

[orome_aldaron]

*would angst if he was less masculine*

Back when you were male, I used to take you and your brother sister hunting. Don't you remember?

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[_amrod]

*thinks*

Hunting.... That's that thing with the pointy stuff and the blood, right?

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[orome_aldaron]

*nods encouragingly*

And dirt. Lots of dirt too.

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[_amrod]

*shudders* The clothes. Oh, the clothes.

*stares at him lustily intently* *thinks* Um... I might vaguely remember something...... A horn?

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[orome_aldaron]

YES! IT'S COMING BACK TO YOU!

*presents horn*

*excited*

Leather, steel, fur, blood ... are you tasting it?

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[_amrod]

*looks at the sheer size of the horn*

...

*wonders if he might be compensating for something* *hopes not*

Taste it? I'd like to taste you. I remember... meat. MEAT IS GOOD. *coughs*

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[orome_aldaron]

*has no need for compensation thankyouverymuch*

MEAT! Good, good. We're getting somewhere. :D

Now you must renounce shopping!

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[_amrod]

...

*stares at him in abject horror*

*opens her mouth to speak and then closes it again*

*repeats, ad nauseum*

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[caranthire]

See? Told you shopping wasn't natural.