sushi, sake, and alien abductions

Sep 19, 2005 01:16

so last night was a blast, but lead up to quite an interesting morning.
After leaving party number 2...cas, angelina, dillon, and i headed back to their dorm to crash.
Angelina and i were fucking smashed. We all laughed, listened to some Labyrinth soundtrack and passed out.
im guessing by this point it was 4 or so in the morning. i remember closing my eyes for the final drift to nighty-nightland. not the most comfortable bed, but it was a bed.
Next thing i remember i was waking up due to a sharp discomfort in my side...
"Where the fuck am i?" i looked around, and with my hands firmly pressed against the tile i realized i was lying on a bathroom floor. No signs of vomit. "Why the fuck am i lying on a bathroom floor?!"
i left the bathroom and made an attempt to enter the dorm room. After a minute of light tapping, the lovely cas let me in. It was, by this point, day time...
I fell asleep at night next to a beautiful girl and woke up next to a beautiful toilet.
How, why, and for how long is was there is a complete mystery...but after theorizing the entire day, i've concluded that it had to be my fellow Spiders from Mars just doing a little check up. To bad they missed the return point by a good 20 feet.
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