Naked naked.
A couple weeks ago, I was on the train going home, listening to my iPod and engrossed in my Sudoku puzzle, when a woman I've started to know on the train jumps besides me. She proceeded to tell me in her European accent that the train just passed this man by the tracks "naked naked". Not a freaking stitch of clothes. She's seen him once last year, and twice this year. He's just past the Port Credit stop and is usually there for the 2:43pm train.
A couple weeks pass.
Each time I see this woman, she continues to go on about how somebody should call the cops about the man standing by the tracks "naked naked". How his home must back onto the tracks because how does he get there right by the tracks "naked naked".
Last week, I sit down with my 4 new GO Train friends. Beside this woman. As we hit Port Credit, one woman gets off the train saying to wake her up to see her "naked naked" guy. The train goes on... me and two women keep our eyes out the window and she proceeds to tell us where this guy usually stands.
"It's just past this shed... then those new rail beams..."
And there he is.
A man, at least in his fifties *ahem* standing there... legs shoulder width apart. Full frontal looking at the train as it passes.
Naked naked.
The train went by so fast, he's gone in a second.
Me and the other woman couldn't help it. We started cracking up. I bet nobody has a clue about this guy, he's out of your sight in a second.
That was the sixth time my european friend had seen him now.
The last two days, my company I keep on the train wasn't there, so I sat on the right side of the train that I usually prefer. I couldn't help myself when the train left Port Credit Station. Today, I saw the top half of a balding, 50 year old man with no shirt on pass by in one second. I looked around the train.
Not a damn reaction from anyone... and there were people standing on this train, it was so busy.
A couple weeks pass.
Each time I see this woman, she continues to go on about how somebody should call the cops about the man standing by the tracks "naked naked". How his home must back onto the tracks because how does he get there right by the tracks "naked naked".
Last week, I sit down with my 4 new GO Train friends. Beside this woman. As we hit Port Credit, one woman gets off the train saying to wake her up to see her "naked naked" guy. The train goes on... me and two women keep our eyes out the window and she proceeds to tell us where this guy usually stands.
"It's just past this shed... then those new rail beams..."
And there he is.
A man, at least in his fifties *ahem* standing there... legs shoulder width apart. Full frontal looking at the train as it passes.
Naked naked.
The train went by so fast, he's gone in a second.
Me and the other woman couldn't help it. We started cracking up. I bet nobody has a clue about this guy, he's out of your sight in a second.
That was the sixth time my european friend had seen him now.
The last two days, my company I keep on the train wasn't there, so I sat on the right side of the train that I usually prefer. I couldn't help myself when the train left Port Credit Station. Today, I saw the top half of a balding, 50 year old man with no shirt on pass by in one second. I looked around the train.
Not a damn reaction from anyone... and there were people standing on this train, it was so busy.