I think they're going to name a disease after me...

Jun 15, 2005 18:15

In case you guys weren't aware... but I have a rash. dr cole gave it to me. heh. that's really funny saying that. no but she suggested this deodorant... and I guess I'm allergic to it. actually I'm not even sure anymore.

so I have this rash.
and I'm not sure what's causing it. but I thought it was getting better. and it is... sort of.
mom asked me if I wanted to go to the doctor but we don't have insurance... and I'm not necessarily dying.
yeah well I went to take a shower... and when I took off my shirt I realized that my stomach is covered in these little red dots. fucking a. that's when i started to freak out.

a trip to the doc.
"so what seems to be the matter?" - dr.
*taking off my shirt and holding up my arms... "I have a rash"
"oh wow, yes you do?" -dr
heh, I laughed.
"any fever, sore throat?"
nope... just a rash
"hmmm..."
yeah and I just came back from another country so it could have been caused by a number of things, soap, water, sun,... the green pool I swam in yesterday.
"I see well we are going to run some tests... for mono and strep throat."
apparently you can have these and only have a rash as a symptom.
so a nurse came in and attacked the back of my throat with a long q-tip, which I didnt appreciate that at all... my throat wasnt sore until she did that.
and then the other nurse came and pricked my finger... which I'd take a needle over a swab any day. needles don't bother me.

and then they ran tests and it was scary having the nurse come back and dig through the trash cans looking for the needle she used on me... kinda freaked me out.. I thought it was serious but she didnt dispose it right. *wipes brow.

everything came back negative... go figure.
yea so they dont know what its from... or where it came from... only that it isnt contagious and that I'm probably allergic to something.
gave them $100 and a fuck you very much and I'm still where I started.
they dont have a clue. I could be dying.

come back if it isnt better so we can take more of your money.

man oh man does this suck.
went up to stardust to do some book keeping/filing. made $9. woo-hoo. that all went to gas. an hour and a half well wasted.

its been a pretty crappy day. I must say. but entertaining. I was very amused. this really sucks you know. *laughs a lot
peace out.
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