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I.
Once upon a time I went to the beach (this past Sunday). It was Jen's 21st birthday, and as far as I knew, everyone was going to be there celebrating her life. I was walking through the sand, holding my high heels in one hand, and her birthday bag in another, looking quasi confused and hoping I would find someone I knew.
Instead, someone I didn't know found me.
This boy ran up to me and asked me what I was looking for. I told him it was my friend's birthday and he started asking me questions, what was my name, where did I live? What color were my eyes? (I had big sunglasses on). He seemed nice enough, we sat down and started to talk, just so I could scan the beach and not have to walk 42390869304 miles in the sand. It turns out he was from Barcalona, and was traveling around for 2 weeks before school started again..that's about the time he let the lines start rolling
"You are..how do you say...so beautiful, yes? I will write about you in my journal!"
oh man that killed me..best line EVER! I started making excuses to leave, and he was asking me to stay
"just 5 more minutes, yes?"
"just 5 more minutes, no..I have to go"
"Can I give you one kiss before you leave"
"WHAT? No way man!"
"You do like me, yes?"
"I dont even know you"
"Oh, you do like me"
"what?"
"Okay, well a hug goodbye then!"
He came in for the kill, but tried to kiss me afterall, so I turned my head and started making those nervous sounds. THEN HE STUCK HIS TOUNGE IN MY EAR!!!!
"WHOOAAA!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"
"come on...just one!"
This is why I don't like most boys. And when it comes down to it, I would have thought that I, before anyone else would have punched the guy in the face, but I didnt. I pushed him away and said
"BYE" and ran off. And that's it. Needless to say, I never found my friends, but I got a phone call later that cleared every thing up. Congrats on the nipple Jen, yeow.
II.
I have made a change of plans to where I am moving. I will not say where it is yet, and only a few select people know. It's a secret.
III.
My mom got me the best thing ever ever ever. This HUUUGEE wicker picnic basket with holders for plates and forks and cups and it's so great, I can't wait to put it to use. That's what we should do Jen (if Bryan doesn't come through).
IV.
We were sitting in the living room watching a movie the other night, when we heard this helicopter outside. It turned out to be a friend of my gramma's, this guy has his own helicopter and stopped by to wave hello. I hope to be this way when I'm that age. He takes his friends up to the tops of mountains in it and they fly kites all afternoon, and then have picnics. Ah, the golden years. :)
V.
I went to the second baseball game of my life last night. I dont remember actually paying much attention to the game. Someone handed me a pair of binoculars and I had more fun watching people all over the place get so excited about a game they weren't even playing. I think we won.
VI.
At this point I am guessing the roman numerals, I dont really remember. Today has been spent with my gramma, going to see her new house, doing lunch, and we're about to head out to see a movie. Fabulous!
<3<3<3
Once upon a time I went to the beach (this past Sunday). It was Jen's 21st birthday, and as far as I knew, everyone was going to be there celebrating her life. I was walking through the sand, holding my high heels in one hand, and her birthday bag in another, looking quasi confused and hoping I would find someone I knew.
Instead, someone I didn't know found me.
This boy ran up to me and asked me what I was looking for. I told him it was my friend's birthday and he started asking me questions, what was my name, where did I live? What color were my eyes? (I had big sunglasses on). He seemed nice enough, we sat down and started to talk, just so I could scan the beach and not have to walk 42390869304 miles in the sand. It turns out he was from Barcalona, and was traveling around for 2 weeks before school started again..that's about the time he let the lines start rolling
"You are..how do you say...so beautiful, yes? I will write about you in my journal!"
oh man that killed me..best line EVER! I started making excuses to leave, and he was asking me to stay
"just 5 more minutes, yes?"
"just 5 more minutes, no..I have to go"
"Can I give you one kiss before you leave"
"WHAT? No way man!"
"You do like me, yes?"
"I dont even know you"
"Oh, you do like me"
"what?"
"Okay, well a hug goodbye then!"
He came in for the kill, but tried to kiss me afterall, so I turned my head and started making those nervous sounds. THEN HE STUCK HIS TOUNGE IN MY EAR!!!!
"WHOOAAA!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"
"come on...just one!"
This is why I don't like most boys. And when it comes down to it, I would have thought that I, before anyone else would have punched the guy in the face, but I didnt. I pushed him away and said
"BYE" and ran off. And that's it. Needless to say, I never found my friends, but I got a phone call later that cleared every thing up. Congrats on the nipple Jen, yeow.
II.
I have made a change of plans to where I am moving. I will not say where it is yet, and only a few select people know. It's a secret.
III.
My mom got me the best thing ever ever ever. This HUUUGEE wicker picnic basket with holders for plates and forks and cups and it's so great, I can't wait to put it to use. That's what we should do Jen (if Bryan doesn't come through).
IV.
We were sitting in the living room watching a movie the other night, when we heard this helicopter outside. It turned out to be a friend of my gramma's, this guy has his own helicopter and stopped by to wave hello. I hope to be this way when I'm that age. He takes his friends up to the tops of mountains in it and they fly kites all afternoon, and then have picnics. Ah, the golden years. :)
V.
I went to the second baseball game of my life last night. I dont remember actually paying much attention to the game. Someone handed me a pair of binoculars and I had more fun watching people all over the place get so excited about a game they weren't even playing. I think we won.
VI.
At this point I am guessing the roman numerals, I dont really remember. Today has been spent with my gramma, going to see her new house, doing lunch, and we're about to head out to see a movie. Fabulous!
<3<3<3