Kiss My Donut Hole

Jul 16, 2004 00:12

If only I really could bust a groove like this. That would be astounding.

However, my hair is MUCH more attractive than that.

*slaps voluptuous forehead*

Well...really...it is.

I need to take up a hobby...and I haven't copied myself in quite awhile...sad, really. Quite a few of me have been becoming excessively needy lately...stopping 'round the house at the MOST unwelcomed moments. REALLY...you'd THINK they'd know better...being me, of course. However, I don't think anything could possibly beat the REAL thing...do you?

*cracks neck*

I have to make sure I take my suit to the dry cleaners tomorrow. You wouldn't think a stupid program like CLOTHES would need to be taken care of in such a way, but try as I might, I can't reprogram them to be cleaned myself. And I only HAVE one suit, which means I'll have to walk around for a day or so in my skivvies...

More embarrassing yet is the fact that they have a picture of a big pink-frosted donut on the front...um...in the nether region area...and across the bum they say, "Kiss My Donut Hole."

It was NOT my idea to get said skivvies - they were a gift from Sati...poor dear doesn't realize there's a sexual connotation there.
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