BWAHAHA

[_agentsmith]

I finally decided upon an abode, which is what has taken me so long to return to this...disgusting...bit of internet filth.

Maybe someone will throw me a housewarming party, who knows?

I selected a discreet island location, totally created by me.

Comments

[w0man_1n_r3d]

Your house is quite interesting and what a location!!

No smelly humans knocking on your door there to sell their girl scout cookies, I wager...

brings you a 14th century Florentinian sword as a housewarming present

[_agentsmith]

Yes, it's out of the way...just perfect. And my, what a lovely gift. *takes it and delicately goes about finding where to put it*

*Blinkblinks* ...Oh no... does this mean...

[agent_andraia]

...You two will be taking up residence together?

*Facepalms* ...does this mean I am about to acquire what is known as a sub-progenitor, or in humanistic terms, a "stepparent"?

*Looks utterly horrified*

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[w0man_1n_r3d]

Do not worry, Andraia dear, I will not be living with Smith. I have my own apartment in the city and I am quite happy to stay there.

Besides.. there is nothing of those sorts of interractions going on between Smith and I...

I want Jones

Re: *Blinkblinks* ...Oh no... does this mean...

[_agentsmith]

I can still long for a certain red-wearing program, though, can't I? *fiendish grin*

Re: *Blinkblinks* ...Oh no... does this mean...

[w0man_1n_r3d]

Yes..

As long as we keep this to ourselves, that is..

[w0man_1n_r3d]

I am glad you like it. I love historical weapontry myself... something so real and organic about it as opposed to merely pressing a button, then kaboom...

besides, it's more fun to play with than an atom bomb