Carp Attack

[_agentsmith]

I am darting off to take the big carp to w0man_1n_r3d's place. She volunteered to cook it for me, so yeees. I look forward to discovering what *her* secret recipe is

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[w0man_1n_r3d]

opens door...

Hiya Smith *kiss on the cheek for you

Come on in... He's a big fellow, isn't he?

I've got just the thing for him.. weilds large filleting knife

And as for you... would you like a glass of wine...?

[avatar_imp]

What do you see in him?

[w0man_1n_r3d]

Shall I make a list, Impy?

Let's just say I've got an eye for handsome, sexy, deadly men who are packing very big...

..guns..

and who know how to use em...

bites lip at the thought of Smith's ..gun..

[avatar_imp]

*considers reprogramming my....gun*
Nah, I'm good to go with the 2 and a half foot tail...

[w0man_1n_r3d]

o__O

... yes ...

[avatar_imp]

...and you've not even seen the special tail trick yet.

[w0man_1n_r3d]

Go on then, I'm intrigued...

[avatar_imp]

*tail disappears beneath your clothes*

[w0man_1n_r3d]

OMFG!

[avatar_imp]

((lol))
*ROFL*

[_agentsmith]

I'm afraid to ask, but my..."interest"...has perked.

[avatar_imp]

You're not the right type...

[mist3r_4nd3rs0n]

not even going there

[_agentsmith]

I do indeed know how to use my...gun.