Furries and the Matrix?

[_agentsmith]

I tried hacking into The System today, but I hadn't gone much farther than the Mainframe when I realized something odd...

There is a most striking link between Matrix programmers and "furries" porn. You weasel into a programmer's system, and there's bound to be a furry lurking about.

Me...I prefer the real thing. *winks to my sweetie*