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Sep 09, 2003 13:25

Somehow a plethora of titulating ideas about achieving fame and fortune have been misplanted into glory-obsessed little heathens' heads. Do they all think that being on tour after tour for months on end playing every night in forty different cities at a stretch is a party. They think they can play a few shows get plastered every night and fuck a few groupies and everything's just dandy, and THEN you get a fat paycheck. Well sorry to burst your dumb-ass little minds if you believe this, that whole previous sentence is a load of crock, I know I'm still waiting to accomplish everything I just mentioned. Well except the drinking part that goes without saying. Wait again I'm not famous what am I talking about

I went to get McDonalds with Jeff earlier but we were both completely broke, even the 99c menu was out of our league. It was really lame we had blown our last $5 on super soakers (remember those? they were the shit) from Walmart. Or K-mart I don't remember it was some mart I just know we weren't recognized. That's another thing, why does everyone think once you are signed you will immediately be basking in glorious fame and have throngs of women latched onto you. That's another thing I'm waiting for, the hordes of females waiting to get a piece of me. I'll start a line right now, please join the queue before it gets too crowded.

Maybe it's the hair. I love my hair, I mean who doesn't, but maybe it's interfering with something in a social aspect. I think maybe more people would recognize me if it didn't cover half my face. I'm not asking that everyone notice me and jump me it's not like that, I just want to perhaps get some free big macs out of the deal.

john_mayer's album came out today, I'm tempted to sneak out and get it
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