what did you do in this 94 degree weather? i got vicious.

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i'm certified in CPR and first aid, fantastic! thank god i was never in a situation where i'd have to use some of this shit before now. clueless as fuck.

first day tomorrow, 8-5.

beware of the jake vs. crab king post coming soon.

doing nyc this weekend, so excited. spending more $$ than i should, not exciting. just kidding. wicked exciting.