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One day i will live a life of filthy glamour, be famous for nothing.
me and my chauffer. me & a coke straw wand!

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[nerve_damage]

i've always wanted a driver. or cars to match my outfits. and naked swedish boys cleaning house, wearing bow-ties. mmm, naked swedish boy.

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funny you should say that, i'm naked, i'm sweedish, but i have no neck.

[ohsooorad]

will there be a sex dwarf getting it on with the dumb chauffer in a gold rolls?

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don't forget my black leash!