Apr 30, 2004 08:48
1. THe secret No-dress-code dress-code
2. Learning to say "The Scene" with audible capital letters
3. Why girls are "in" and boys are "out" But boys in
girls dresses are "in"
4. Slam dancing. Revolutionary if girls do it, but a sybom of fasist oppresion if boys do it.
5. How to act just as snobby as those you hate
6. Elementary elitism, self rightousness, and close mindedness
7. Which bands you are allowed to like and dislike
8. Why homosexuals are better than heterosexuals
9. How to be an anarchist, but live at home.
10. Smashing the state so the rednecks and ignorant few can dominate through muscle
11. How to put down everything as male capitalist oppression.