i'm hAwT (times 2)
name: Leah.
age: Eighteen.
gender: Female. Not a gUrL, or a chica or a boy-luver. Fags.
sexual preference: I'm pretty straight.
single or taken: That's kind of a sensative subject. Yes, but no. I want to be, but I don't.
interests: Oh you know; going to shows, computer graphics, a little bit o' photography, driving around with no destination, & food. I love food. Like love. Del Taco!
name your 5 favorite bands: Blink (of course!), Fall Out Boy, Run Home Jack, New Found Glory, & The Killers.
movie: Empire Records is my favorite, but I could also watch Saw a million times.
tv show: Family Guy. No contest.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT?
same sex marriages: Being a non-religious Democrat, I don't see the problem with same-sex marriages. There's no use saying it's breaking the sanctity of marriage when divorce is legal. The vows say, "til death due us part" & you can't divorce a corpse, so the couple must be alive when the divorce is filed. Fucking adults. This is why I'm so afraid of growing up. There's really no difference between being married to someone & dating them, especially if you're living together. All you get is a license (which you have to pay for, so fuck that) & a different title. If it's legal & somewhat acceptable for a gay couple to date & live together, the same should go for marriage. Fucking Republican douche bags
drinking and drugs: I used to date a pot head. It was horrible. I've never been into drugs; not even smoking. I just don't get it, you know? As far as drinking goes, it's one of those monkey see, monkey do things. My mom & my sister both like to get crazy at parties, so of course I want to join them. Except, I know my limit. I don't get drunk. It's bad to say, "people under 18 shouldn't drink," because really they shouldn't, but it seems much more disgusting when you see some 15 year old Liverjournal-er who downs a bottle of vodka with her friends. It's just wrong. The same goes with drugs. WHERE DO YOU GET THIS SHIT WHEN YOU'RE SO YOUNG!?!? Stupid, silly kids...
Make us laugh, tell a joke or something, or post a funny picture.
Not funny enough? Yes it is! HE'S DEAD & THEY'RE STILL MAKING HIM WEAR THAT HAT!!! Okay...I did this on MSpaint:
Still no go? How about a joke?
A man whose wife constantly cheats on him, decides to buy her a vibrator to keep her at home while he's on business trips. The clerk at the store brings him in the back & shows him a wooden box.
"This is VooDoo Dick," he whispers.
"How does it work?" asked the man. With a simple command of, "VooDoo Dick, the keyhole," the vibrators leaps from its box & procedes to pound into the doorknob. When the clerk said, "return," it stopped & went back into the box. What a great idea! The man took it to his wife & left. Getting lonely, the woman took out the box.
"VooDoo Dick, my pussy!" It jumped out of the box & began to screw her. After a while, she was finished & had forgotten how to make it stop. Distressed, she drove back to the store her husband purchased it. On the road, she had an orgasm & swirved. A cop noticed & pulled her over.
"Drinking a little?" The cop asked.
"NO OFFICER!" The woman screamed. "It's my VooDoo Dick," & she told him the story of the vibrator. The cop looked as if he wasn't going to be suckered.
"VooDoo Dick?" he scoffed, "VooDoo Dick, my ass!"
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