holy fucking shit

Apr 16, 2005 10:44

ok.
last night i took rustman down to Nyack to pick up his truck.
it was being repaired down there cuz he was on his way to see his daughter
and his tyranny and clutch blew.

so, i drove him down there to pick up his explorer.
2 hour drive. not bad.
we get down there and we find his truck, and we get the keyts and it starts up.
he tells me to follow me cuz hes gunna get on the palisades instead of the thruway.
we get on the palisades, and we are going 50 (speed limit 55)
he passes this huge ford van and hes a good 15 feet ahead of him
he trys to get into the right lane and the VAN SPED UP
the van SMASHES rusty in the bumper and they got caught in each other and pushed them both to the right side of the road
they hit the guard rail on the right, and ricachet to the left, both spinning 3 times.
the van lands saftey on the median in the right with a bent bumper, dents down the side and a broken back axle.
after rusty's truck spun 3 times, he hit the burb and he fucking FLIPPED.
he flipped into the median and THANK GOD that the wire quard rail stopped him from rolling into a big ass tree.
i hit my brakes, but my truck locks up and i end up about 15 feet in from of rusty, half on the grass, half sticking out on the left side of the road.
i put my 4-ways on and i get out and i HAUL ASS to rusty.
when i get there, rusty punches open the sunroom window and crawls out.
he says he was ok, and he sit on the grass to catch his breath.
he then gets up, looks at the guy and goes, "what the fuck is your problem asshole?
the guy then says i aint don nothing.
rusty said, fuck man, u wouldn't let me in and u hit my you stupid motherfucker. i oughta knock your fucking ass out.
so i told rusty, forget it, wait til the cops gets here. i told him to sit down on the grass.

i saw this fucking stuff happen ALL in slow mo man...
i thought when i saw him flip i had lost someone that was truley something in my life.
i ran over expecting the worse....
but THANK GOD he was alive.
police came, ambulance came, no tickets were given to rusty.
the tow truck came and he fliped the truck back over.
the truck isnt in back condition.
4 broken windows, alot of dents, the roof thing is bent upwards. like this ^.
we wait in the cold for like 2 hours and stuff, and finally the cops said we could leave.
so rusty was like, alright man, lets go and find something to drink and eat b4 we headed home.
i was shaking through this whole thing.
but in the end, i'm so lucky that he came out this alive...

we stopped at the store got chips and shit and a huge bottle of mikes hard lemonade
i went home drank the thing and passed out.

now i have to go to the dumpo and do some chores.
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