Yes, America (or at least NYC) there is H.O.P.E. !
If you're bi (coastal) and thought you can't wake up to a good laugh on a Monday, then jumping on the NYC Knitting Factory email list just might do it for you; it did for me:
Knitting Factory Newsletter 11/05/04
Whats up NYC? Ill tell you whats up! Instead of just sitting idly by as the strings of the puppet continue to get pulled we are going to keep on working to make this a better world! We here at the Knitting Factory are not going to let what has to be one of the biggest disappointments in our nations history pass without incident. We as a people deserve better, America! We WILL NOT let this tragedy just happen! Yes, I am talking about the Ashlee Simpson debacle (or am I?)!
Knitting Factory along with H.O.P.E. (Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment) are offering the good people of America who have been duped into buying Ashlee Simpson's CD a reprieve; the opportunity to turn in her CD for one of a higher entertainment quality [!]
Just bring your Ashlee Simpson CD down to the Knitting Factory Box Office between 10 and 5 PM Mon thru Sat and get one by the likes of Elvis Costello, The Ramones, X, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Aretha Franklin, Mr. Bungle, Ray Charles, Abe Lincoln Story, Grateful Dead, Neil Hamburger, Joni Mitchell, and Brian Wilson (while supplies last / selections vary) courtesy of Rhino Records in replacement.
Rhino ROCKS!
Knitting Factory Newsletter 11/05/04
Whats up NYC? Ill tell you whats up! Instead of just sitting idly by as the strings of the puppet continue to get pulled we are going to keep on working to make this a better world! We here at the Knitting Factory are not going to let what has to be one of the biggest disappointments in our nations history pass without incident. We as a people deserve better, America! We WILL NOT let this tragedy just happen! Yes, I am talking about the Ashlee Simpson debacle (or am I?)!
Knitting Factory along with H.O.P.E. (Horrified Observers of Pedestrian Entertainment) are offering the good people of America who have been duped into buying Ashlee Simpson's CD a reprieve; the opportunity to turn in her CD for one of a higher entertainment quality [!]
Just bring your Ashlee Simpson CD down to the Knitting Factory Box Office between 10 and 5 PM Mon thru Sat and get one by the likes of Elvis Costello, The Ramones, X, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant, Aretha Franklin, Mr. Bungle, Ray Charles, Abe Lincoln Story, Grateful Dead, Neil Hamburger, Joni Mitchell, and Brian Wilson (while supplies last / selections vary) courtesy of Rhino Records in replacement.
Rhino ROCKS!