Aint shit for free
Why do pets hate hoovers?
I've just had a flat inspection. It took me, like, 20 minutes to hide the guinea-pig. Poor little thing...its looking a bit traumatised now. It's been a bad few days for V. The other night I came home completely caned and attempted to clean out his cage. I got straw and shit everywhere (my flatmates were less than impressed)...and I wasn't quite as careful with the timid little pig as I usually am. We have taken several steps backwards in the trust stakes.
Leanne's favourite buildings in Edinburgh: Part 1
Powderhall Waste Transfer Station
Chancelot Mill
I really love skanky industrial architecture. If its monolithic and made of corrugated iron, i'll think it's beautiful. People who say that these buildings are eyesores are just not looking properly. They're monuments to our rampant consumerism and their scale and their highly visible slide into disrepair, just makes them so much more wonderful.
Am I that obvious?
Teeth: "What's wrong with you?"
Leanne: *looking a little flushed* "Nowt, why?"
Teeth: "You look really happy"
Leanne: *grins* "Yeah I just had a dirty thought about someone" *wanders off*
Less than 30 seconds later:
Ash: "You look very happy!"
Leanne: *laughs*
I've just had a flat inspection. It took me, like, 20 minutes to hide the guinea-pig. Poor little thing...its looking a bit traumatised now. It's been a bad few days for V. The other night I came home completely caned and attempted to clean out his cage. I got straw and shit everywhere (my flatmates were less than impressed)...and I wasn't quite as careful with the timid little pig as I usually am. We have taken several steps backwards in the trust stakes.
Leanne's favourite buildings in Edinburgh: Part 1
Powderhall Waste Transfer Station
Chancelot Mill
I really love skanky industrial architecture. If its monolithic and made of corrugated iron, i'll think it's beautiful. People who say that these buildings are eyesores are just not looking properly. They're monuments to our rampant consumerism and their scale and their highly visible slide into disrepair, just makes them so much more wonderful.
Am I that obvious?
Teeth: "What's wrong with you?"
Leanne: *looking a little flushed* "Nowt, why?"
Teeth: "You look really happy"
Leanne: *grins* "Yeah I just had a dirty thought about someone" *wanders off*
Less than 30 seconds later:
Ash: "You look very happy!"
Leanne: *laughs*