"Well, you know; places to see, people to do"
Yay! XY is back and it's like he's never been away!
XY: "When i'm playing GTA I only kill women"
Regular exposure to pesticides has...
So last night I was almost asleep when I decided I really needed some water. In my half comatose state I attempted to sit up rather suddenly...unfortunately it then bacame painfully apparent that I was not lying on my back, I was lying on my side, and 'sitting up' in this position involved me slamming my head into the wall next to my bed.
The wall is very fucking solid but the cranium/wall collision created a loud enough crack to wake Aythan up. For a split second I was like: "must...not...scream...will...wake...flatmates..." but then the Searing Agony started and I went on to express my discomfort in a rather loud and high pitched manner...
My forehead is rather swollen today. It hurts when I squidge it.
And we'll all go
Leanne: "It's really hard to buy sex toys for your friends!"
So it was Blob and Scoots birthday the other day. They both said they wanted nothing so I got them both anal vibrators. I picked very carefully. As they're both straight I avoided anything that took on a the shape of a knob...I didn't think they'd be happy with veins.
Scoot asked me if they were expensive and I pointed out that I didn't want to buy them anything cheap because I didn't want either of them to fall apart in someone's butt.
This meant that I got attacked with a fairly substantial purple vibrator at the Auld Hoose the other night. The bar staff looked a bit confused/shocked for about 10 seconds...but they're kind of used to us so that didn't last long.
The anal probe ended up in several of my drinks (Bloob was trying to embarrass me).
I had to point out that it takes a lot more than obvious sexual deviancy to rattle me.
XY: "When i'm playing GTA I only kill women"
Regular exposure to pesticides has...
So last night I was almost asleep when I decided I really needed some water. In my half comatose state I attempted to sit up rather suddenly...unfortunately it then bacame painfully apparent that I was not lying on my back, I was lying on my side, and 'sitting up' in this position involved me slamming my head into the wall next to my bed.
The wall is very fucking solid but the cranium/wall collision created a loud enough crack to wake Aythan up. For a split second I was like: "must...not...scream...will...wake...flatmates..." but then the Searing Agony started and I went on to express my discomfort in a rather loud and high pitched manner...
My forehead is rather swollen today. It hurts when I squidge it.
And we'll all go
Leanne: "It's really hard to buy sex toys for your friends!"
So it was Blob and Scoots birthday the other day. They both said they wanted nothing so I got them both anal vibrators. I picked very carefully. As they're both straight I avoided anything that took on a the shape of a knob...I didn't think they'd be happy with veins.
Scoot asked me if they were expensive and I pointed out that I didn't want to buy them anything cheap because I didn't want either of them to fall apart in someone's butt.
This meant that I got attacked with a fairly substantial purple vibrator at the Auld Hoose the other night. The bar staff looked a bit confused/shocked for about 10 seconds...but they're kind of used to us so that didn't last long.
The anal probe ended up in several of my drinks (Bloob was trying to embarrass me).
I had to point out that it takes a lot more than obvious sexual deviancy to rattle me.