why i hate running into people at the copiers
colleague: why do you have to stand here and photocopy every page? can't you just remove the staple and feed the pile?
me: oh, yeah, well. just working up an appetite for lunch.
colleague: *stares in bemused disbelief* oh, really! i've never heard that before.
me: well yeah, we are all types.
colleague: my, i don't know- unless you have worms or something!
me: (dis-engaged by now)
me: oh, yeah, well. just working up an appetite for lunch.
colleague: *stares in bemused disbelief* oh, really! i've never heard that before.
me: well yeah, we are all types.
colleague: my, i don't know- unless you have worms or something!
me: (dis-engaged by now)