A spoof song...

[doubtthetrust]

I wrote this. It's called BAM'S FAVORITE KINKS. It's a spoof of MY FAVORITE THINGS from The Sound Of Music soundtrack. Enjoy, Vamgirls!

BAM'S FAVORITE KINKS

Valo in leather and handcuffed to headboards
Being shirtless with Jenn and the other whores
Jessica Simpson nude but for a ring
These are a few of Bam's favorite kinks

Black-colored trousers pulled down after some wine
Jyrki and Jussi involved in sixty-nine
Dream Seller with his waistband at his knees
These are a few of Bam's favorite kinks

Ryan Dunn jerking off to his own asshole
Orgiastic behavior at Bam's Castle
Brandon DiCamillo's porn left on the screen
There are a few of Bam's favorite kinks

When the Ape breaks
Then the house shakes
When Bammy's feeling sad
He just remembers his favorite kinks
And wanks himself once again glad

Valo in leather and handcuffed to headboards
Being shirtless with Jenn and the other whores
Jessica Simpson nude but for a ring
These are a few of Bam's favorite kinks

Black-colored trousers pulled down after some wine
Jyrki and Jussi involved in sixty-nine
Dream Seller with his waistband at his knees
These are a few of Bam's favorite kinks

Ryan Dunn jerking off to his own asshole
Orgiastic behavior at Bam's Castle
Brandon DiCamillo's porn left on the screen
There are a few of Bam's favorite kinks

x-posted on bam_daily and my own journal