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Challenge, accepted and done!
This is to like___woah_x's challenge using the following;
* "AAWWW, BUNNY"
* "Look, bitch"
* the word "ass hat"
* car sex
* the song "Milkshake" by Kelis, with someone singing it
Can not include:
* eye color
* the phrase "the skater's"
* hair color
-So with that I give you this story. It's a bit funny, it came out of nowhere today because I was in the rain with my friend and she insisted she get her car washed. And be being all weird I happened to memorize the signs before each thing. So umm yeah..
Never happened, I just wish - it would be hilarious to see, I'd say. Enjoy. Rated R for some nice car wash smut?! LMAO. <33
Was he drunk? That was the question Ville had to ask when he saw Bam giggling leaning over at something. He wasn’t really sure what the younger boy was doing, but he was indeed fascinated. “Awww, bunny!” Bam then finally announced as some kind of animal bounced away. Ville didn’t see but perhaps Bam did.
“There was no bunny, Bammie.” Ville said as he cleared his throat.
Bam jumped from his trance and turned around. He didn’t know what to say so he just shrugged. Definitely drunk, Ville thought.
Bam just shrugged as Ville was staring at him oddly. He then went and snuggled up onto his best friend trying to hide the fact that he did in fact have too many to drink. Ville needed to take him home now, and then leave him shortly, something he dreaded doing. And he wasn’t the one drunk this time so he wanted to have full responsibility for Bam and get him home safely.
Ville lifted Bam up cradling him into his arms and put Bam into his hummer. Bam giggled some more as he took his seat. Ville walked over to the other side of his Bam’s hummer. Bam flipped on the radio as a random song played and he leaned back waiting for his friend to start his car.
There was silence for a few minutes; Bam must’ve been too wasted to even giggle anymore. But Ville was all wrong with his thoughts as Kelis’ Milkshake came on the radio. Instantly, Bam began singing shaking what he could as he started to sing along with the lyrics. Despite the fact he was drunk Bam should have not known them!
“Bam, you are scaring me, you should know the lyrics to that song!” Ville tried to hold in the laughter as he pulled over to the side of the road. This was too cute.
“Look, bitch - this song owns, you’re just jealous I know the lyrics!” Bam slurred.
Ville shook his head and finally let out his laughter. “Bammie, you scare me when you’re drunk.”
“I’m not drunk, ass hat.” Bam slurred some more.
“Mhm, right.” Ville smirked.
“I am however, just a bit sexually frustrated.” Bam mentioned just to ad and see what Ville would do. His brain was still functioning that’s for sure.
Ville raised his eyebrows.
“Bam looked to his lover innocently. “Mmm, car sex.” Bam then winked.
Ville’s eyebrows raised just somewhat more but didn’t say anything to answer him; instead he decided to start driving again.
Bam pouted and glimpsed out the window. “How rude!” He folded his arms across his chest.
There were a few minutes of silence again when Ville realized Bam needed some gas. He was going to pay back for all this; he was just making the poor guy suffer. It was too cute.
Bam was getting even worse, horniness and being drunk at the same time was not a good combination. His arms were still folded and he eyed Ville evilly as he got to pump the gas.
As the digital numbers on the gas pump slowly bubbled on, Ville peeked in the car window. "Looks like were gonna get some rain."
"Yeah," Bam replied, "how much farther is the drive?" He had already forgotten where they were.
"Well, normally about 45 minutes, but if that rain is as bad as it looks from here, it could take twice that."
"Damn."
"You in a hurry?" Ville questioned with a smile.
"Aren't you?"
"Nope, I can control my anticipation of fucking you."
Bam laughed sarcastically, "Hey, then just enjoy the anticipation."
"Damn, even the gas is slow," Ville replied, moving back over to the nozzle. He could hear Bam still laughing.
Ville grabbed the nozzle and squeezed it a bit harder, as if to coax out the precious fuel, finally the nozzle clicked closed and the digital numbers froze. Ville pressed the handle, milking the last touch of gas into the car before returning the nozzle to the pump. He looked to the pump's display to request a receipt, but was first faced with a question. Would you like a discount car wash? Yes... No... Ville was about to hit no, but suddenly an idea popped into his head. He pushed yes and then requested his receipt. In a few moments the small piece of paper came out of the pump.
After grabbing the receipt, Ville slipped back into the car and started the engine.
"What's that grin on your face," Bam asked..
"Oh nothing, just an idea," Ville replied as he put the car in gear. Instead of turning to head for the road though, Ville took a hard left and headed up to the entrance to the car wash.
"Man, it's about to pour raining, my hummer doesn’t need a wash!"
"You can never be too clean, besides, I needed a bit of a polish. What about you?" Ville watched as Bam figured out his plan, enjoying the initial confusion, followed by a knowing look.
Ville reached out to the controls for the car wash and entered his code number. As he got ready to pull into the entrance, he reached to his crotch to adjust himself. Hell, he wanted Bam so bad, he was already hard. Glancing over, he noticed Bam caught him in the act. Ville looked at Bam's lap and noticed he had already removed his cock from his shorts, it wasn't completely hard, but was well on the way. Ville stopped the car on the Ville and watched the large lighted panel indicate that the wash was starting.
Presoak.
The bright green flashing sign announced that the first coat of soap was being applied. Ville leaned over to Bam and whispered. "You see the sign there; I wonder what a "Bottom Blaster" is?"
Bam gave him an evil smile, "No time for that now, but I think later tonight we'll find out for sure."
Ville only mumbled as he had already drawn Bam's cock into his mouth, tasting the tart burn of his pre-cum on his tongue. He could smell the unique combination of the odor from the presoak chemicals and the intoxicating fragrance from Bam's crotch. Ville slowly began stroking the magnificent shaft as he slid his mouth up and down over the head. Bam had reclined the seat a bit and when Ville glanced up at his face, he noticed his eyes were closed.
Looking at the car wash panel, Ville noticed another flashing color.
Bottom Blaster.
Both men felt the vibrations through the car as the high pressure wash sprayed water and chemicals along the lower body panels and underside of the car. Ville felt Bam's hips press up to meet his mouth as he continued sucking on him. He also felt Bam's firm fingers run though his hair, coaxing him on.
"Oh yeah, that's it," Ville heard, unable to reply.
The vibrations suddenly stopped and another panel sign began flashing.
Clear Coat Protectant.
Suddenly Bam moaned and arched his back, pulling Ville onto him. Stiffening his neck so not to choke, Ville felt the warm hard splashes of jism hit the back of his throat. Carefully breathing through his nose, Ville fought to swallow the come without letting the cock slip from his mouth.
"Careful, careful." Bam whispered.
Ville carefully removed his mouth from the glistening cock, squeezing it slowly to milk out the last taste of sperm. He dipped his tongue into the tiny hole, savoring its taste. He sat up and looked at Bam's lap. The cock, covered in his saliva reflected the light from the, now red, flashing sign.
"We better hurry," Bam exclaimed, moving his cock back into his pants.
Poly Shell Triple Shine
Bam looked up to Ville and said, "Now let's see about giving you that polish."
Ville pulled his cock out of his pants and reclined his seat. He watched Bam carefully maneuver past the steering wheel to settle over him. Ville could smell the distinct odor of the wax as it was slowly sprayed onto his car. He wondered if Bam enjoyed that combination of smells he had noticed when he first laid his head on Bam's lap.
Ville gave into the sensation as Bam masterfully moved and twisted his head in a delightfully intense way. He felt him gently caressing his balls with one hand, while stroking him with the other. Ville began to match Bam's rhythm, pressing his hips in unison with the sucking. He was about to close his eyes as the lights flashed yellow.
Spot Free Rinse
The yellow blurred in Ville's mind as he felt himself building beneath Bam's fur-lined mouth. He arched his back to feel the final few twists of Bam's head and then he felt himself explode, splashing into Bam's mouth. His climax was intense, more intense than any he could remember as he felt himself continue spurting. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he relaxed.
Bam sat up smiling, "My, it's been a while for you hasn't it."
Ville didn't answer, he leaned over and kissed Bam hard and deep, tasting the lingering hint of him in his mouth.
Laser Dry
"Now that you've lasered me, look's like it's time for the Laser Dry."
Ville glanced up at the fuchsia flashing light. He fixed himself back into his pants and put the car in drive. He felt the car buffet some as the hot air blew across the hood of his car. He noticed that it had begun raining.
"Not that I'm complaining, but I'm not sure you need the dry."
"Then don't complain," Ville replied, leaning to kiss Bam again. As the car eased out of the car wash, the rain, hit by the hot air from the laser dry did a strange dance across the hood of hummer.
It was perfect. Both were pleased.
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Feedback is lovely. I love you all so very much. :)
* "AAWWW, BUNNY"
* "Look, bitch"
* the word "ass hat"
* car sex
* the song "Milkshake" by Kelis, with someone singing it
Can not include:
* eye color
* the phrase "the skater's"
* hair color
-So with that I give you this story. It's a bit funny, it came out of nowhere today because I was in the rain with my friend and she insisted she get her car washed. And be being all weird I happened to memorize the signs before each thing. So umm yeah..
Never happened, I just wish - it would be hilarious to see, I'd say. Enjoy. Rated R for some nice car wash smut?! LMAO. <33
Was he drunk? That was the question Ville had to ask when he saw Bam giggling leaning over at something. He wasn’t really sure what the younger boy was doing, but he was indeed fascinated. “Awww, bunny!” Bam then finally announced as some kind of animal bounced away. Ville didn’t see but perhaps Bam did.
“There was no bunny, Bammie.” Ville said as he cleared his throat.
Bam jumped from his trance and turned around. He didn’t know what to say so he just shrugged. Definitely drunk, Ville thought.
Bam just shrugged as Ville was staring at him oddly. He then went and snuggled up onto his best friend trying to hide the fact that he did in fact have too many to drink. Ville needed to take him home now, and then leave him shortly, something he dreaded doing. And he wasn’t the one drunk this time so he wanted to have full responsibility for Bam and get him home safely.
Ville lifted Bam up cradling him into his arms and put Bam into his hummer. Bam giggled some more as he took his seat. Ville walked over to the other side of his Bam’s hummer. Bam flipped on the radio as a random song played and he leaned back waiting for his friend to start his car.
There was silence for a few minutes; Bam must’ve been too wasted to even giggle anymore. But Ville was all wrong with his thoughts as Kelis’ Milkshake came on the radio. Instantly, Bam began singing shaking what he could as he started to sing along with the lyrics. Despite the fact he was drunk Bam should have not known them!
“Bam, you are scaring me, you should know the lyrics to that song!” Ville tried to hold in the laughter as he pulled over to the side of the road. This was too cute.
“Look, bitch - this song owns, you’re just jealous I know the lyrics!” Bam slurred.
Ville shook his head and finally let out his laughter. “Bammie, you scare me when you’re drunk.”
“I’m not drunk, ass hat.” Bam slurred some more.
“Mhm, right.” Ville smirked.
“I am however, just a bit sexually frustrated.” Bam mentioned just to ad and see what Ville would do. His brain was still functioning that’s for sure.
Ville raised his eyebrows.
“Bam looked to his lover innocently. “Mmm, car sex.” Bam then winked.
Ville’s eyebrows raised just somewhat more but didn’t say anything to answer him; instead he decided to start driving again.
Bam pouted and glimpsed out the window. “How rude!” He folded his arms across his chest.
There were a few minutes of silence again when Ville realized Bam needed some gas. He was going to pay back for all this; he was just making the poor guy suffer. It was too cute.
Bam was getting even worse, horniness and being drunk at the same time was not a good combination. His arms were still folded and he eyed Ville evilly as he got to pump the gas.
As the digital numbers on the gas pump slowly bubbled on, Ville peeked in the car window. "Looks like were gonna get some rain."
"Yeah," Bam replied, "how much farther is the drive?" He had already forgotten where they were.
"Well, normally about 45 minutes, but if that rain is as bad as it looks from here, it could take twice that."
"Damn."
"You in a hurry?" Ville questioned with a smile.
"Aren't you?"
"Nope, I can control my anticipation of fucking you."
Bam laughed sarcastically, "Hey, then just enjoy the anticipation."
"Damn, even the gas is slow," Ville replied, moving back over to the nozzle. He could hear Bam still laughing.
Ville grabbed the nozzle and squeezed it a bit harder, as if to coax out the precious fuel, finally the nozzle clicked closed and the digital numbers froze. Ville pressed the handle, milking the last touch of gas into the car before returning the nozzle to the pump. He looked to the pump's display to request a receipt, but was first faced with a question. Would you like a discount car wash? Yes... No... Ville was about to hit no, but suddenly an idea popped into his head. He pushed yes and then requested his receipt. In a few moments the small piece of paper came out of the pump.
After grabbing the receipt, Ville slipped back into the car and started the engine.
"What's that grin on your face," Bam asked..
"Oh nothing, just an idea," Ville replied as he put the car in gear. Instead of turning to head for the road though, Ville took a hard left and headed up to the entrance to the car wash.
"Man, it's about to pour raining, my hummer doesn’t need a wash!"
"You can never be too clean, besides, I needed a bit of a polish. What about you?" Ville watched as Bam figured out his plan, enjoying the initial confusion, followed by a knowing look.
Ville reached out to the controls for the car wash and entered his code number. As he got ready to pull into the entrance, he reached to his crotch to adjust himself. Hell, he wanted Bam so bad, he was already hard. Glancing over, he noticed Bam caught him in the act. Ville looked at Bam's lap and noticed he had already removed his cock from his shorts, it wasn't completely hard, but was well on the way. Ville stopped the car on the Ville and watched the large lighted panel indicate that the wash was starting.
Presoak.
The bright green flashing sign announced that the first coat of soap was being applied. Ville leaned over to Bam and whispered. "You see the sign there; I wonder what a "Bottom Blaster" is?"
Bam gave him an evil smile, "No time for that now, but I think later tonight we'll find out for sure."
Ville only mumbled as he had already drawn Bam's cock into his mouth, tasting the tart burn of his pre-cum on his tongue. He could smell the unique combination of the odor from the presoak chemicals and the intoxicating fragrance from Bam's crotch. Ville slowly began stroking the magnificent shaft as he slid his mouth up and down over the head. Bam had reclined the seat a bit and when Ville glanced up at his face, he noticed his eyes were closed.
Looking at the car wash panel, Ville noticed another flashing color.
Bottom Blaster.
Both men felt the vibrations through the car as the high pressure wash sprayed water and chemicals along the lower body panels and underside of the car. Ville felt Bam's hips press up to meet his mouth as he continued sucking on him. He also felt Bam's firm fingers run though his hair, coaxing him on.
"Oh yeah, that's it," Ville heard, unable to reply.
The vibrations suddenly stopped and another panel sign began flashing.
Clear Coat Protectant.
Suddenly Bam moaned and arched his back, pulling Ville onto him. Stiffening his neck so not to choke, Ville felt the warm hard splashes of jism hit the back of his throat. Carefully breathing through his nose, Ville fought to swallow the come without letting the cock slip from his mouth.
"Careful, careful." Bam whispered.
Ville carefully removed his mouth from the glistening cock, squeezing it slowly to milk out the last taste of sperm. He dipped his tongue into the tiny hole, savoring its taste. He sat up and looked at Bam's lap. The cock, covered in his saliva reflected the light from the, now red, flashing sign.
"We better hurry," Bam exclaimed, moving his cock back into his pants.
Poly Shell Triple Shine
Bam looked up to Ville and said, "Now let's see about giving you that polish."
Ville pulled his cock out of his pants and reclined his seat. He watched Bam carefully maneuver past the steering wheel to settle over him. Ville could smell the distinct odor of the wax as it was slowly sprayed onto his car. He wondered if Bam enjoyed that combination of smells he had noticed when he first laid his head on Bam's lap.
Ville gave into the sensation as Bam masterfully moved and twisted his head in a delightfully intense way. He felt him gently caressing his balls with one hand, while stroking him with the other. Ville began to match Bam's rhythm, pressing his hips in unison with the sucking. He was about to close his eyes as the lights flashed yellow.
Spot Free Rinse
The yellow blurred in Ville's mind as he felt himself building beneath Bam's fur-lined mouth. He arched his back to feel the final few twists of Bam's head and then he felt himself explode, splashing into Bam's mouth. His climax was intense, more intense than any he could remember as he felt himself continue spurting. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he relaxed.
Bam sat up smiling, "My, it's been a while for you hasn't it."
Ville didn't answer, he leaned over and kissed Bam hard and deep, tasting the lingering hint of him in his mouth.
Laser Dry
"Now that you've lasered me, look's like it's time for the Laser Dry."
Ville glanced up at the fuchsia flashing light. He fixed himself back into his pants and put the car in drive. He felt the car buffet some as the hot air blew across the hood of his car. He noticed that it had begun raining.
"Not that I'm complaining, but I'm not sure you need the dry."
"Then don't complain," Ville replied, leaning to kiss Bam again. As the car eased out of the car wash, the rain, hit by the hot air from the laser dry did a strange dance across the hood of hummer.
It was perfect. Both were pleased.
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Feedback is lovely. I love you all so very much. :)