Zombies
Title: Zombies
Authour: DraugurKeeper
Pairing: Vam
Rating: PG
Authors note: Off the top of my head
Ville filled the candy bowl for the 8th time that night. He knew it was halloween, his fave time of year. But those damn punkass high school kids were pissin him off with them stealing all the candy before any of the little kids could even get a KitKat. He had sent Bam to the store an hour ago to pick up more candy before they ran any lower.
"It doesn't take a fucking hour to pick up 3 bags of candy." He ranted, slamming the empty plastic bowl to the coffee table as head lights shined through the house windows.
"About freaking time." He said marching to the door as Bam walked through. "Where the hell is the candy, Bam!!!" Ville paused, "Why is your forhead bleeding?"
Bam advanced on Ville. "Bam, what's going on?" he asked backing up against the wall.
"Brains!" Bam hissed, gropping at Ville. "Brrraaaainnssss!!!" he howled
"I'm not in the mood for your stupid antics or to have Zombie sex with you." Ville growled trying to push Bam off.
"Brains!" Bam howled again, dropping to his kees.
"BAM!..." Ville's eyes rolled into the back of his head. "Oh, Bam." he swooned.
Authour: DraugurKeeper
Pairing: Vam
Rating: PG
Authors note: Off the top of my head
Ville filled the candy bowl for the 8th time that night. He knew it was halloween, his fave time of year. But those damn punkass high school kids were pissin him off with them stealing all the candy before any of the little kids could even get a KitKat. He had sent Bam to the store an hour ago to pick up more candy before they ran any lower.
"It doesn't take a fucking hour to pick up 3 bags of candy." He ranted, slamming the empty plastic bowl to the coffee table as head lights shined through the house windows.
"About freaking time." He said marching to the door as Bam walked through. "Where the hell is the candy, Bam!!!" Ville paused, "Why is your forhead bleeding?"
Bam advanced on Ville. "Bam, what's going on?" he asked backing up against the wall.
"Brains!" Bam hissed, gropping at Ville. "Brrraaaainnssss!!!" he howled
"I'm not in the mood for your stupid antics or to have Zombie sex with you." Ville growled trying to push Bam off.
"Brains!" Bam howled again, dropping to his kees.
"BAM!..." Ville's eyes rolled into the back of his head. "Oh, Bam." he swooned.