Vam oneshot - Memories and hangovers.
Title: Memories and hangovers
Author: x_xckyx_x
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ville Valo & Bam Margera
Disclaimer: I don't own the persons, the songs..
Summary: Ville wakes up and doesn't know where he is. The memories return very slow...
Warning(s): bad language, a lot of alocohol? xD
AuthorsNote: Some friends of mine gave my the idea to write it - more or less voluntary..
Memories and hangovers
When he woke up, he had terrible headache and he didn't know where he was. He looked around. It looked like an hotel room...He lay in the bed which was in the middle of the room. If he only knew where he was...He could hear Migé's voice in his head: "Ville! Don't drink that much!" Right, he shouldn't have drunk that much. Migé was always right...He closed his eyes again and the memories slowly returned to him.
-
His mobile phone rang. He answered it.
"Hei?"
"Hei Sweetheart! It's Bam."
"Bam-Bam! What's up?"
"Listen Valo, I'm in Finland! I just finished shooting a 69-Eyes-vid! I also invited some other guys and we decided to party a bit. Don't you wanna join us?"
-
He sighed. Of course he had joined them. His mouth felt very dry and someone started to play the drums in his head. Damn. What an awful hangover...
-
When he came to join he party, the "other guys" were already there and brought a lot of girls and alcohol with them.
If Bam's calling, they're all coming...He looked around. He could see Jyrki and Jussi of The 69 Eyes, Hank from Hell of Turbonegro, Dani Filth, Negative, the Dudesons...and even Ryan Dunn who Bam must have taken with him from America and a lot of other people but he didn't recognize them.
The party already seemed to had started. The guests were nearly all drunken and the room was a mess. Half of the furniture was broken...He could see Bam trying to skate at it at the other side of the room; someone threw the curtains out of the window which was wide open and a liquid (he didn't want to know what it was) dropped down from upstairs on the black and white tile floor.
A poor one who has to clean it up...
"VILLE!" Bam had seen him and was now skating directly to Ville. But he wasn't that sober anymore and so he stumbled over the skateboard and nearly fell on the ground, but Ville could catch him right in time. Lying in Ville's arms like that, he grinned. "Hei sweetheart. I already started to miss you here!" Ville grinned back. "Don't worry Bam-Bam, here I am.
-
He opened his eyes again and looked for some water. But there was no bottle in sight and he didn't believe that he could stand up and walk the entire way to the bathroom without getting sick or even puking. Fine. If he couldn't get up, he was meant to remember a little more.
-
When Bam stood on his own feet again, he started to jump around Ville.
"The later the evening, the better the guests! I was already a bit bored, 'cause Jussi is making out with a girl and Jyrki is way too drunk to do anything." Ville laughed. "Yeah, I see, and you were bored because here are so less people." Bam grinned. "Right!" And then he jumped on Ville's back.
-
Ville coukd hear some noise in the bathroom. Someone was taking a shower. He didn't appear to be alone. He hoped that it wasn't a stupid girl whom he couldn't remember. He hates one-night-stands. He looked around once more, trying to find out who was with him. The mess, the skateboard and the jacket with the "Your pretty face is going to hell" print told him that it was Bam. Fortunately, not a stupid groupie. He had often shared a hotel room with Bam in the past and it had always been fun. With this lightening, he concentrated on his memories once more.
-
From the stereo set, Ville could hear his own voice singing the Turbonegro-song "Rendez-vous with Anus" accompanied by Linde's guitar riffs. Bam jumped off his back and climbed on top of the loudspeaker cabinet. "WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME TRUTH, DARE OR DRINK?", he shouted. According raucous bawling came from the entire room. Bam grinned and jumped off the loudspeaker. "Let's go!" He grabbed Ville's arm and took him to the other guys who decided to join them. Of course, Hank from Hell, the Dudesons, Jonne Aaron, Sir Christus, Dunn and a grinning Jussi were one of them. "Bam, I don't wanna play this silly game..."-"Ville! Don't be a kill-joy! Any opposition to be me is senseless, remember?" Bam laughed. So he did like he was told to.
-
Now Ville could hear Bam shaving in the bathroom.
-
After a while, a very drunken Jonne who lay into the lap of Sir Christus, had enough and got out. Ville had tried not to drink anything and had been quite lucky.
It was Dunn's turn. He spinned the bottle and it showed straight on Ville. Dunn laughed. "Haha, it's Valo! So what do you choose? Truth, dare or drink?" - "He has to take dare or a drink! He chose truth for the last 3 rounds!", Jussi bawled. Bam laughed. "Right! So what do you choose, sweetheart?" Ville faltered. Who knew which crap they would tell him to do...But Migé's words came to his mind: "Ville! Don't drink that much when you're with Bam...Please!" Ville grinned. "I choose the dare." Dunn laughed. "I knew it! You're such a girl, Valo! Did your mom told you not to drink too much?" Ville just smiled and kept his mouth shout. He couldn't stand Dunn. He couldn't stand the whole CKY-crew...Dunn thought a bit. Then suddenly he started to laugh so hard, that they had to wait a while before they could understand what he wanted to say. "You have to french kiss Bam!!" The others started to bawl again and Hank shouted: "Hey Ville, I'm fuckin' jealous!" Bam blushed. "Dunn, you fuckin' asshole!! You're freakin' dead!!" Dunn got a mean smile on his face and started to shout: "Kiss! Kiss!" The others quickly joined him. Bam looked like he serouisly wanted to kill Dunn, but before he could do it, Ville grabbed Bam and gave him a kiss. It didn't even feel too bad...
-
Ville shook his head. Yeah, right. Now he knew again what had happened. After that, he had chosen the drinking everytime it was his turn. He execrated Dunn a few times and tried to remember how he got from the party into this hotel room. Unsuccesful.
Bam came out of the bathroom, clean and shaved.
He grinned at Ville.
"Good Morning, sweetheart. Did you sleep well?"
"Yeah, quite good. But my head fucking hurts and I can't remember how I got into this room."
Bam's eyes widened. "You can't remember?" He really looked shocked. But why? Ville often had had an hangover when they had been together.
"Yeah. My worst hangover ever. But since when do you care about my health, or health in common...?"
Now Bam looked hurted. "But if you can't remember...I thought the last night was as important as it was for me..." He sighed and turned his head away with a disappointed look on his face. Now it was Ville's turn to wide his eyes. He gasped for breath. "Did we...? I mean..." Bam slowly nodded. Ville's heart set out for one beat. He slept with his best friend and couldn't even remember it! This was the worst mistake of his life...Their friendship would never be the same again.
Suddenly Bam started to laugh very hard. Ville was confused. "What is so funny about it? That's really not funny!!" Bam tried to say something, but he started to laugh again. After a few minutes he calmed down. "Did you really believe we fucked each other?? I'm just kidding!" It took him a while to understand what Bam said. He blushed. "YOU ARE DEAD; MARGERA!! You're a fucking idiot!!" Ville threw a pillow at him. "No, I'm not - I'm a nidiot!"
And right afterwards, the worst pillow fight in the chronicles of the heartagram-friendship started.
Author: x_xckyx_x
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ville Valo & Bam Margera
Disclaimer: I don't own the persons, the songs..
Summary: Ville wakes up and doesn't know where he is. The memories return very slow...
Warning(s): bad language, a lot of alocohol? xD
AuthorsNote: Some friends of mine gave my the idea to write it - more or less voluntary..
Memories and hangovers
When he woke up, he had terrible headache and he didn't know where he was. He looked around. It looked like an hotel room...He lay in the bed which was in the middle of the room. If he only knew where he was...He could hear Migé's voice in his head: "Ville! Don't drink that much!" Right, he shouldn't have drunk that much. Migé was always right...He closed his eyes again and the memories slowly returned to him.
-
His mobile phone rang. He answered it.
"Hei?"
"Hei Sweetheart! It's Bam."
"Bam-Bam! What's up?"
"Listen Valo, I'm in Finland! I just finished shooting a 69-Eyes-vid! I also invited some other guys and we decided to party a bit. Don't you wanna join us?"
-
He sighed. Of course he had joined them. His mouth felt very dry and someone started to play the drums in his head. Damn. What an awful hangover...
-
When he came to join he party, the "other guys" were already there and brought a lot of girls and alcohol with them.
If Bam's calling, they're all coming...He looked around. He could see Jyrki and Jussi of The 69 Eyes, Hank from Hell of Turbonegro, Dani Filth, Negative, the Dudesons...and even Ryan Dunn who Bam must have taken with him from America and a lot of other people but he didn't recognize them.
The party already seemed to had started. The guests were nearly all drunken and the room was a mess. Half of the furniture was broken...He could see Bam trying to skate at it at the other side of the room; someone threw the curtains out of the window which was wide open and a liquid (he didn't want to know what it was) dropped down from upstairs on the black and white tile floor.
A poor one who has to clean it up...
"VILLE!" Bam had seen him and was now skating directly to Ville. But he wasn't that sober anymore and so he stumbled over the skateboard and nearly fell on the ground, but Ville could catch him right in time. Lying in Ville's arms like that, he grinned. "Hei sweetheart. I already started to miss you here!" Ville grinned back. "Don't worry Bam-Bam, here I am.
-
He opened his eyes again and looked for some water. But there was no bottle in sight and he didn't believe that he could stand up and walk the entire way to the bathroom without getting sick or even puking. Fine. If he couldn't get up, he was meant to remember a little more.
-
When Bam stood on his own feet again, he started to jump around Ville.
"The later the evening, the better the guests! I was already a bit bored, 'cause Jussi is making out with a girl and Jyrki is way too drunk to do anything." Ville laughed. "Yeah, I see, and you were bored because here are so less people." Bam grinned. "Right!" And then he jumped on Ville's back.
-
Ville coukd hear some noise in the bathroom. Someone was taking a shower. He didn't appear to be alone. He hoped that it wasn't a stupid girl whom he couldn't remember. He hates one-night-stands. He looked around once more, trying to find out who was with him. The mess, the skateboard and the jacket with the "Your pretty face is going to hell" print told him that it was Bam. Fortunately, not a stupid groupie. He had often shared a hotel room with Bam in the past and it had always been fun. With this lightening, he concentrated on his memories once more.
-
From the stereo set, Ville could hear his own voice singing the Turbonegro-song "Rendez-vous with Anus" accompanied by Linde's guitar riffs. Bam jumped off his back and climbed on top of the loudspeaker cabinet. "WHO WANTS TO PLAY SOME TRUTH, DARE OR DRINK?", he shouted. According raucous bawling came from the entire room. Bam grinned and jumped off the loudspeaker. "Let's go!" He grabbed Ville's arm and took him to the other guys who decided to join them. Of course, Hank from Hell, the Dudesons, Jonne Aaron, Sir Christus, Dunn and a grinning Jussi were one of them. "Bam, I don't wanna play this silly game..."-"Ville! Don't be a kill-joy! Any opposition to be me is senseless, remember?" Bam laughed. So he did like he was told to.
-
Now Ville could hear Bam shaving in the bathroom.
-
After a while, a very drunken Jonne who lay into the lap of Sir Christus, had enough and got out. Ville had tried not to drink anything and had been quite lucky.
It was Dunn's turn. He spinned the bottle and it showed straight on Ville. Dunn laughed. "Haha, it's Valo! So what do you choose? Truth, dare or drink?" - "He has to take dare or a drink! He chose truth for the last 3 rounds!", Jussi bawled. Bam laughed. "Right! So what do you choose, sweetheart?" Ville faltered. Who knew which crap they would tell him to do...But Migé's words came to his mind: "Ville! Don't drink that much when you're with Bam...Please!" Ville grinned. "I choose the dare." Dunn laughed. "I knew it! You're such a girl, Valo! Did your mom told you not to drink too much?" Ville just smiled and kept his mouth shout. He couldn't stand Dunn. He couldn't stand the whole CKY-crew...Dunn thought a bit. Then suddenly he started to laugh so hard, that they had to wait a while before they could understand what he wanted to say. "You have to french kiss Bam!!" The others started to bawl again and Hank shouted: "Hey Ville, I'm fuckin' jealous!" Bam blushed. "Dunn, you fuckin' asshole!! You're freakin' dead!!" Dunn got a mean smile on his face and started to shout: "Kiss! Kiss!" The others quickly joined him. Bam looked like he serouisly wanted to kill Dunn, but before he could do it, Ville grabbed Bam and gave him a kiss. It didn't even feel too bad...
-
Ville shook his head. Yeah, right. Now he knew again what had happened. After that, he had chosen the drinking everytime it was his turn. He execrated Dunn a few times and tried to remember how he got from the party into this hotel room. Unsuccesful.
Bam came out of the bathroom, clean and shaved.
He grinned at Ville.
"Good Morning, sweetheart. Did you sleep well?"
"Yeah, quite good. But my head fucking hurts and I can't remember how I got into this room."
Bam's eyes widened. "You can't remember?" He really looked shocked. But why? Ville often had had an hangover when they had been together.
"Yeah. My worst hangover ever. But since when do you care about my health, or health in common...?"
Now Bam looked hurted. "But if you can't remember...I thought the last night was as important as it was for me..." He sighed and turned his head away with a disappointed look on his face. Now it was Ville's turn to wide his eyes. He gasped for breath. "Did we...? I mean..." Bam slowly nodded. Ville's heart set out for one beat. He slept with his best friend and couldn't even remember it! This was the worst mistake of his life...Their friendship would never be the same again.
Suddenly Bam started to laugh very hard. Ville was confused. "What is so funny about it? That's really not funny!!" Bam tried to say something, but he started to laugh again. After a few minutes he calmed down. "Did you really believe we fucked each other?? I'm just kidding!" It took him a while to understand what Bam said. He blushed. "YOU ARE DEAD; MARGERA!! You're a fucking idiot!!" Ville threw a pillow at him. "No, I'm not - I'm a nidiot!"
And right afterwards, the worst pillow fight in the chronicles of the heartagram-friendship started.