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one-shot
Title: Cheer Up
Author: twirl_away
Pairing: Vam
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ville cheers Bam up.
Disclaimer: It's not real and I don't own so please don't sue
Warnings: cursing, not beta'd
Authors Notes:First time posting anything so I'm pretty nervous. I know it's short but concrit is much appreciated. Also, I made up the songs sung. : D
I was currently in West Chester celebrating the fact that HIM was making a new album, and to see my blue-eyed lover too, of course. It was a couple of days after my arrival that I found Bam curled up in our bed, mumbling random obscenities. He was obviously upset over something, so I sat down next to him. Immediately afterward, he crawled into my lap and buried his head into my chest, but he wasn't crying, so I knew I could easily cheer him up.
I asked him, "Hey baby, what's wrong?"
"I completely fail at life," came his deadpan response.
I tsked a little at his melodramatic act before I asked him why he thought that way.
"I just can't seem to land this one skate trick. And on my last try, I got so angry I muffed up my board. Now, I'm lying here being pathetic because I currently hate everything."
He took that moment to glare at the closest thing to him besides myself, which just happened to be a random, displaced shoestring.
I couldn't help it, I laughed. "I know what will make you better," I said still smiling.
He looked at me then with a slight smirk and I knew what he was thinking.
I smirked back. "Not that, you horny bastard." I vaguely heard a hushed "aw" and felt his head return to my chest before I squeezed him tight and opened my mouth to sing - quite dramatically, I might add.
"Hush little Bammie, don't you cry
Willa's gonna buy you an apple pie
And if that apple pie is bad
Willa's gonna buy you a launching pad
And if that launching pad has no spring
Willa's gonna buy you a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring breaks like glass
Willa's gonna buy you a piece of ass
And if that piece of ass isn't tight
Willa's gonna..."
I stopped then because Bam had moved his head back up and was now giving me a look.
"What the fuck was that?" he said, grinning.
"What? You didn't like it?"
"Well, it was funny but still... what the fuck?"
"I thought it might cheer you up. And it seems to have worked, so shut up." I hugged him one last time before getting up.
"Yeah, well thanks," he replied.
"Any time, sweetheart." I sauntered over to the door, but before I left inspiration hit and I just could not stop myself singing one last little thing, choosing to include a quick shake of the hips for emphasis.
"I preach
I prance
I dance around in my underpants!"
"Ville, please stop rhyming!" And with that Bam, still laughing, finally got up and kissed me hard just to silence me. I had to remember to thank Dico for his lyrical genius later.
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I'm just going to go hide now... Hope you enjoyed it. : )
Author: twirl_away
Pairing: Vam
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ville cheers Bam up.
Disclaimer: It's not real and I don't own so please don't sue
Warnings: cursing, not beta'd
Authors Notes:First time posting anything so I'm pretty nervous. I know it's short but concrit is much appreciated. Also, I made up the songs sung. : D
I was currently in West Chester celebrating the fact that HIM was making a new album, and to see my blue-eyed lover too, of course. It was a couple of days after my arrival that I found Bam curled up in our bed, mumbling random obscenities. He was obviously upset over something, so I sat down next to him. Immediately afterward, he crawled into my lap and buried his head into my chest, but he wasn't crying, so I knew I could easily cheer him up.
I asked him, "Hey baby, what's wrong?"
"I completely fail at life," came his deadpan response.
I tsked a little at his melodramatic act before I asked him why he thought that way.
"I just can't seem to land this one skate trick. And on my last try, I got so angry I muffed up my board. Now, I'm lying here being pathetic because I currently hate everything."
He took that moment to glare at the closest thing to him besides myself, which just happened to be a random, displaced shoestring.
I couldn't help it, I laughed. "I know what will make you better," I said still smiling.
He looked at me then with a slight smirk and I knew what he was thinking.
I smirked back. "Not that, you horny bastard." I vaguely heard a hushed "aw" and felt his head return to my chest before I squeezed him tight and opened my mouth to sing - quite dramatically, I might add.
"Hush little Bammie, don't you cry
Willa's gonna buy you an apple pie
And if that apple pie is bad
Willa's gonna buy you a launching pad
And if that launching pad has no spring
Willa's gonna buy you a diamond ring
And if that diamond ring breaks like glass
Willa's gonna buy you a piece of ass
And if that piece of ass isn't tight
Willa's gonna..."
I stopped then because Bam had moved his head back up and was now giving me a look.
"What the fuck was that?" he said, grinning.
"What? You didn't like it?"
"Well, it was funny but still... what the fuck?"
"I thought it might cheer you up. And it seems to have worked, so shut up." I hugged him one last time before getting up.
"Yeah, well thanks," he replied.
"Any time, sweetheart." I sauntered over to the door, but before I left inspiration hit and I just could not stop myself singing one last little thing, choosing to include a quick shake of the hips for emphasis.
"I preach
I prance
I dance around in my underpants!"
"Ville, please stop rhyming!" And with that Bam, still laughing, finally got up and kissed me hard just to silence me. I had to remember to thank Dico for his lyrical genius later.
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I'm just going to go hide now... Hope you enjoyed it. : )