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Title: The House That Man-Love Built
Author: myforgottenpain
Pairing: Vam, Johnny Knoxville/Ryan Dunn… actually multiple pairings might be more appropriate…
Rating: R for content and ES for Excessive Smut.
Summary: What brought Bam, Ville, Johnny, and Ryan together….
Disclaimer: I don't own anything connected to Ville Valo, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, or Johnny Knoxville. Nor do I imply that in reality they are anything but friends.
Authors Notes: This started off as a crack fic for Jezebel1389… but it deserves its own mini series. Enjoy! This too is dedicated to the lovely Jezzie!
Today… today was the day Johnny would put his plan into action. The plan he had come up with, with the help of Ryan ,to see about paying Ville back for his little stunt in the kitchen. But first, Johnny thought as he crept into the kitchen, he had to get Bam away from Ville; and that in it self posed a problem since they were always together.
It seemed lady luck was on Johnny’s side today, since right when he needed it, Ville excused himself. As soon as the Finn was out of the room, Johnny hurried over to Bam, taking Ville’s seat. “Hi…”
Bam smiled at Johnny, “Hello.”
Johnny drug his chair closer, leaning so his arm was on the back of Bam's chair; wanting to appear like they were having a deep, intimate conversation. He would make Ville talk to him, if only to yell at him to stay away from his precious Bammie. Risky? Probably, but it could be worth it, if Ville took the bait the way Johnny hoped he would.
Ville came back from the bathroom, stopping when he saw Johnny and Bam talking. Johnny peeked at him and moved closer to Bam, his body language told Ville he was trying to get personal with Bam, but Bam’s said something different.
Did Johnny take him for an idiot? Did he really think he didn’t notice the different from Bam being excited about something, and when he wasn’t? Oh Ville knew Bam wanted Johnny, but not at the moment. This was reinforced when Bam looked at Ville, his eyes shinning with happiness that he was back.
Looking to Ryan for a moment, Ville grinned, so Johnny decided to join the game. Walking over to Bam, he leaned in and kissed him on the cheek. “I think I’m going to go outside and get some fresh air.” Ville whispered this to Bam since he wasn’t about to break his silent treatment to the older man.
“Do you want me to come too?” Bam asked, looking up at Ville for a moment.
“Oh don’t be silly…you’re having a nice conversation with Johnny, who am I too take you from that?” Ville whispered into Bam’s ear, kissing it as his hand moved over Bam’s leg. “Have fun dear.” Standing up, Ville went over to Ryan and smiled leaning towards him. His back was to Johnny, so he couldn’t see what he was saying. He whispered to Ryan just as he had to Bam, to further disguise what he was saying.
Ryan looked to Johnny for a moment and then back to Ville. The corner of his mouth turned up in a smile and he nodded, “I would love to.” He went into the fridge and pulled out several beers, heading towards the doors to the back yard.
Ville peeked at Johnny, touching Ryan’s side gently as he followed him out.
Johnny went tense, eyes wide when he realized his plan totally back fired. Having made a big production of sitting and talking to Bam, he couldn’t leave now, especially because of what it would imply. So he continued talking to Bam, half listening to him as he tried to image what Ryan and Ville were talking about. Once in a while he would hear their laughter, and he longed even more to see what was happening.
Then Johnny had a moment of brilliance, looking to Bam again, he smiled. “You know, I could use a drink.”
“Sure.” Bam said, getting up so he could get some out of the fridge.
Johnny followed Bam, leaning against the counter casually. “My back is kind of bothering me. Do you want to go upstairs and relax?”
Bam paused, raising one eyebrow at Johnny. “I know you are an old man and everything… but since when did you need to relax in bed?”
Realizing he was busted, if not close to being busted, Johnny diverted his eyes. “Just thought it would be nice.”
Bam crossed his arms, “And what’s wrong with the living room?”
Johnny rubbed the back of his neck. “We can’t put our feet up?”
Bam stared at Johnny for a moment, having a good idea of what was going on. “Sure…” He reached into the fridge to grab the remaining beers.
Johnny grinned as Bam walked past him. “I’ll be right back… I’m just going to let Ry' know where I’m going.”
Bam rolled his eyes, “Sure whatever Johnny.” He went up the stairs, now convinced he knew what was happening.
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Ryan and Ville turned to the doors to the house, their laughter slowing when they spotted Johnny. “Hi handsome…coming out to join us?” Ryan asked, taking another drink from his beer.
“No… I just wanted to let you know, that Bam and I are going upstairs to relax and enjoy some drinks.”
Ryan tried not to laugh at hearing that, and especially at the disapproval that formed on Ville’s face.
Johnny grinned, “You guys stay out here and enjoy the nice evening air.”
Ryan sighed and shook his head. “Alright, have fun and behave.”
“You know I can’t.” Johnny said with a wink, disappearing back into the house.
Ryan sighed, watching Ville for a moment. “You know he is just dicking around with you right?”
Ville jumped and looked at Ryan. “Of course.” Without meaning too, he looked back at the door once more, frowning at it.
Chuckling some more, Ryan drained his beer. “Like you were messing with him a few minutes ago?”
Ville started to protested and then stopped, frowning he leaned back in his chair. He was busted and would have to silently brood, and plot his next move in this little game he had become entangled in.
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“Alright Johnny.” Bam said closing the door, watching as Johnny sat on the bed. “What’s going on?”
“What do you mean?” Johnny asked, leaning back on the bed.
Crossing his arms, Bam tipped his head to the side, the look on his face showing the fact he wasn’t falling for this. “Come on… spit it out.”
Johnny looked down, sitting up once more. “Well… I might have… been trying to...”
“Trying to do what? Get under Ville’s skin?” Bam asked moving closer to Johnny. “Well?”
“Don’t be mad at me.” Johnny offered, crying out when Bam smacked him in the head.
“N’idiot!” Bam sighed and sat on the end of the bed, cracking one of the beers open, taking a long drink from it. “What am I going to do with you?”
“With us both.” Johnny mumbled, opening his own bottle so he could get a drink too. He noticed the way Bam looked at him and added, “He technically started it…. By making out with you in front of me.”
Bam grinned, “Is someone jealous?” When Johnny didn’t answer right away, Bam bumped his shoulder into Johnny’s. “Well?”
“Fuck yah I am jealous! It’s been far to long since we were together… and the more Ville resists me… the more I fucking want to fuck him against the nearest hard surface!”
Bam chuckled, “He does have that affect on people.”
Sighing, Johnny laid back down, staring at the ceiling. “I thought for sure he would bend if I went after you.”
“But instead he went after Ryan to get back at you.” Bam reasoned, lying on his side so he could continue to drink his beer.
“So… I asked you up here to try and get him back once more.” Johnny mumbled, sitting up enough to get another drink.
“So that plan is obviously not working, because you know Ville is just going to have to one up you.” Bam pointed out.
“Maybe…” Johnny mumbled, not wanting to admit failure.
“Or he could come crawling to you, begging you to bend him over and give him a good fucking?” Bam asked with a grin.
Johnny laughed, “God I wish he would, but I know it’s not going to happen. Not yet anyways.” Looking to Bam, he smiled, “Has he really never done anything kinky with you?”
“I usually don’t kiss and tell… but no…not your definition of kink anyways.”
Johnny looked at the ceiling again. “Must be really different from the way we use to play.”
“It is…” Bam said softly, his eyes on his beer. “But he is a wonderful man and an amazing lover. Some day, you’ll see that too.”
Johnny sighed, “I know… I’ll try to be more patient. It’s just so hard…. He has such a hold on my attention… I desire him so much.”
Bam chuckled, leaning in to kiss Johnny quickly on the lips. “Welcome to my world.”
Johnny chuckled, “the difference is… you get to experience it, I don’t.”
“I thought you said you didn’t want to bottom?” Bam asked, tilting his head to the side for a moment.
“I don’t…”
“So you still think you can get Ville to do it?”
“Yes… I think I can. I just have to figure out his weakness.” Johnny said softly and mostly to himself.
Bam chuckled and finished his drink. “Good luck with that.” Bam reflected for a moment on his relationship with Ville. “Ville was serious when he said he would bottom for no one. He is serious about this little war you two have going on. He is not going to submit to you as easily as me and Ryan did.”
Johnny grinned, “That’s alright… it’s half the fun.”
Bam chuckled, “You are really determined to see this through?”
“I’m going to give it my best shot at least.”
“You have balls… I will give you that.” Bam answered, clicking his beer against Johnny’s.
“Naw… just stubborn, like one of those bull dogs… to stupid to let go.”
Bam chuckled and shrugged, “You never know… it might be worth it in the end.”
“Hopefully anyways…”
There was a knock on the door, causing them both to look up. Bam smiled when Ville looked in on them. Looking back at Johnny for a moment, Bam said, “That’s my cue to leave.”
“See you tomorrow.” Johnny said, sitting up, waving to Ville. “Good night Ville.”
Bam got up and walked over to Ville touching his side as he kissed him on the cheek. “Good night Johnny, see you tomorrow.”
“Night…” Johnny echoed, smiling at Ville when the other man waved to him. As soon as they were gone, Johnny flopped back onto the bed once more. “Fuck me.”
“Can I?”
Johnny sat up, smiling when he saw Ryan. “I thought you preferred to bottom?”
“Oh I do… without a doubt.” Ryan said, crawling onto the bed with Johnny. “I don’t have that special touch to be a top.”
“Good because I enjoy my role in our relationship.”
http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3465323.html
http://vammyluv.livejournal.com/5747.html
http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3496775.html
Author: myforgottenpain
Pairing: Vam, Johnny Knoxville/Ryan Dunn… actually multiple pairings might be more appropriate…
Rating: R for content and ES for Excessive Smut.
Summary: What brought Bam, Ville, Johnny, and Ryan together….
Disclaimer: I don't own anything connected to Ville Valo, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, or Johnny Knoxville. Nor do I imply that in reality they are anything but friends.
Authors Notes: This started off as a crack fic for Jezebel1389… but it deserves its own mini series. Enjoy! This too is dedicated to the lovely Jezzie!
Today… today was the day Johnny would put his plan into action. The plan he had come up with, with the help of Ryan ,to see about paying Ville back for his little stunt in the kitchen. But first, Johnny thought as he crept into the kitchen, he had to get Bam away from Ville; and that in it self posed a problem since they were always together.
It seemed lady luck was on Johnny’s side today, since right when he needed it, Ville excused himself. As soon as the Finn was out of the room, Johnny hurried over to Bam, taking Ville’s seat. “Hi…”
Bam smiled at Johnny, “Hello.”
Johnny drug his chair closer, leaning so his arm was on the back of Bam's chair; wanting to appear like they were having a deep, intimate conversation. He would make Ville talk to him, if only to yell at him to stay away from his precious Bammie. Risky? Probably, but it could be worth it, if Ville took the bait the way Johnny hoped he would.
Ville came back from the bathroom, stopping when he saw Johnny and Bam talking. Johnny peeked at him and moved closer to Bam, his body language told Ville he was trying to get personal with Bam, but Bam’s said something different.
Did Johnny take him for an idiot? Did he really think he didn’t notice the different from Bam being excited about something, and when he wasn’t? Oh Ville knew Bam wanted Johnny, but not at the moment. This was reinforced when Bam looked at Ville, his eyes shinning with happiness that he was back.
Looking to Ryan for a moment, Ville grinned, so Johnny decided to join the game. Walking over to Bam, he leaned in and kissed him on the cheek. “I think I’m going to go outside and get some fresh air.” Ville whispered this to Bam since he wasn’t about to break his silent treatment to the older man.
“Do you want me to come too?” Bam asked, looking up at Ville for a moment.
“Oh don’t be silly…you’re having a nice conversation with Johnny, who am I too take you from that?” Ville whispered into Bam’s ear, kissing it as his hand moved over Bam’s leg. “Have fun dear.” Standing up, Ville went over to Ryan and smiled leaning towards him. His back was to Johnny, so he couldn’t see what he was saying. He whispered to Ryan just as he had to Bam, to further disguise what he was saying.
Ryan looked to Johnny for a moment and then back to Ville. The corner of his mouth turned up in a smile and he nodded, “I would love to.” He went into the fridge and pulled out several beers, heading towards the doors to the back yard.
Ville peeked at Johnny, touching Ryan’s side gently as he followed him out.
Johnny went tense, eyes wide when he realized his plan totally back fired. Having made a big production of sitting and talking to Bam, he couldn’t leave now, especially because of what it would imply. So he continued talking to Bam, half listening to him as he tried to image what Ryan and Ville were talking about. Once in a while he would hear their laughter, and he longed even more to see what was happening.
Then Johnny had a moment of brilliance, looking to Bam again, he smiled. “You know, I could use a drink.”
“Sure.” Bam said, getting up so he could get some out of the fridge.
Johnny followed Bam, leaning against the counter casually. “My back is kind of bothering me. Do you want to go upstairs and relax?”
Bam paused, raising one eyebrow at Johnny. “I know you are an old man and everything… but since when did you need to relax in bed?”
Realizing he was busted, if not close to being busted, Johnny diverted his eyes. “Just thought it would be nice.”
Bam crossed his arms, “And what’s wrong with the living room?”
Johnny rubbed the back of his neck. “We can’t put our feet up?”
Bam stared at Johnny for a moment, having a good idea of what was going on. “Sure…” He reached into the fridge to grab the remaining beers.
Johnny grinned as Bam walked past him. “I’ll be right back… I’m just going to let Ry' know where I’m going.”
Bam rolled his eyes, “Sure whatever Johnny.” He went up the stairs, now convinced he knew what was happening.
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Ryan and Ville turned to the doors to the house, their laughter slowing when they spotted Johnny. “Hi handsome…coming out to join us?” Ryan asked, taking another drink from his beer.
“No… I just wanted to let you know, that Bam and I are going upstairs to relax and enjoy some drinks.”
Ryan tried not to laugh at hearing that, and especially at the disapproval that formed on Ville’s face.
Johnny grinned, “You guys stay out here and enjoy the nice evening air.”
Ryan sighed and shook his head. “Alright, have fun and behave.”
“You know I can’t.” Johnny said with a wink, disappearing back into the house.
Ryan sighed, watching Ville for a moment. “You know he is just dicking around with you right?”
Ville jumped and looked at Ryan. “Of course.” Without meaning too, he looked back at the door once more, frowning at it.
Chuckling some more, Ryan drained his beer. “Like you were messing with him a few minutes ago?”
Ville started to protested and then stopped, frowning he leaned back in his chair. He was busted and would have to silently brood, and plot his next move in this little game he had become entangled in.
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“Alright Johnny.” Bam said closing the door, watching as Johnny sat on the bed. “What’s going on?”
“What do you mean?” Johnny asked, leaning back on the bed.
Crossing his arms, Bam tipped his head to the side, the look on his face showing the fact he wasn’t falling for this. “Come on… spit it out.”
Johnny looked down, sitting up once more. “Well… I might have… been trying to...”
“Trying to do what? Get under Ville’s skin?” Bam asked moving closer to Johnny. “Well?”
“Don’t be mad at me.” Johnny offered, crying out when Bam smacked him in the head.
“N’idiot!” Bam sighed and sat on the end of the bed, cracking one of the beers open, taking a long drink from it. “What am I going to do with you?”
“With us both.” Johnny mumbled, opening his own bottle so he could get a drink too. He noticed the way Bam looked at him and added, “He technically started it…. By making out with you in front of me.”
Bam grinned, “Is someone jealous?” When Johnny didn’t answer right away, Bam bumped his shoulder into Johnny’s. “Well?”
“Fuck yah I am jealous! It’s been far to long since we were together… and the more Ville resists me… the more I fucking want to fuck him against the nearest hard surface!”
Bam chuckled, “He does have that affect on people.”
Sighing, Johnny laid back down, staring at the ceiling. “I thought for sure he would bend if I went after you.”
“But instead he went after Ryan to get back at you.” Bam reasoned, lying on his side so he could continue to drink his beer.
“So… I asked you up here to try and get him back once more.” Johnny mumbled, sitting up enough to get another drink.
“So that plan is obviously not working, because you know Ville is just going to have to one up you.” Bam pointed out.
“Maybe…” Johnny mumbled, not wanting to admit failure.
“Or he could come crawling to you, begging you to bend him over and give him a good fucking?” Bam asked with a grin.
Johnny laughed, “God I wish he would, but I know it’s not going to happen. Not yet anyways.” Looking to Bam, he smiled, “Has he really never done anything kinky with you?”
“I usually don’t kiss and tell… but no…not your definition of kink anyways.”
Johnny looked at the ceiling again. “Must be really different from the way we use to play.”
“It is…” Bam said softly, his eyes on his beer. “But he is a wonderful man and an amazing lover. Some day, you’ll see that too.”
Johnny sighed, “I know… I’ll try to be more patient. It’s just so hard…. He has such a hold on my attention… I desire him so much.”
Bam chuckled, leaning in to kiss Johnny quickly on the lips. “Welcome to my world.”
Johnny chuckled, “the difference is… you get to experience it, I don’t.”
“I thought you said you didn’t want to bottom?” Bam asked, tilting his head to the side for a moment.
“I don’t…”
“So you still think you can get Ville to do it?”
“Yes… I think I can. I just have to figure out his weakness.” Johnny said softly and mostly to himself.
Bam chuckled and finished his drink. “Good luck with that.” Bam reflected for a moment on his relationship with Ville. “Ville was serious when he said he would bottom for no one. He is serious about this little war you two have going on. He is not going to submit to you as easily as me and Ryan did.”
Johnny grinned, “That’s alright… it’s half the fun.”
Bam chuckled, “You are really determined to see this through?”
“I’m going to give it my best shot at least.”
“You have balls… I will give you that.” Bam answered, clicking his beer against Johnny’s.
“Naw… just stubborn, like one of those bull dogs… to stupid to let go.”
Bam chuckled and shrugged, “You never know… it might be worth it in the end.”
“Hopefully anyways…”
There was a knock on the door, causing them both to look up. Bam smiled when Ville looked in on them. Looking back at Johnny for a moment, Bam said, “That’s my cue to leave.”
“See you tomorrow.” Johnny said, sitting up, waving to Ville. “Good night Ville.”
Bam got up and walked over to Ville touching his side as he kissed him on the cheek. “Good night Johnny, see you tomorrow.”
“Night…” Johnny echoed, smiling at Ville when the other man waved to him. As soon as they were gone, Johnny flopped back onto the bed once more. “Fuck me.”
“Can I?”
Johnny sat up, smiling when he saw Ryan. “I thought you preferred to bottom?”
“Oh I do… without a doubt.” Ryan said, crawling onto the bed with Johnny. “I don’t have that special touch to be a top.”
“Good because I enjoy my role in our relationship.”
http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3465323.html
http://vammyluv.livejournal.com/5747.html
http://community.livejournal.com/__vam/3496775.html