YES YES IT HAS ARRIVED!!!
Title: To Love And Be Loved
Summary: Flying Frozen Chickens, Paint Fumes, Lip Gloss, Booze.......Oh, yeah, and man sex!----Ville's old friend helps Bam and Ville discover the passion between them....But not without many mistakes along the way......
Pairing: VAM
Author:PoisonGirlFawn
Rating: R-Language and Adult Situations
Genre: Romance/Comedy/Angst
Disclaimer: I wish I owned them....And their bodies...But I don't, so don't sue.
Previous Chapters Behind Cut.
*Dodges rocks thrown from angry Vammers* AYIII!!!! I’m really SO terribly sorry for that four month hiatus,…I feel so very bad about it…..But unfortunately, SAT’s and ACT’s were really getting to me. Anyways, yes, yes, I have the previous chapters to this story below, just cut, paste and read away. Thank you all for still keeping faith in me, and not sending me nasty comments about how I suck and never update. You viligance really does mean a lot to me. Every one of you counts. You all mean so very much to me. Sorry for the sob story I just think that some authors, (none on VAM), they really don’t thank their readers enough for the courage they give them to write another chapter. So thank you. All of you.
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Chapter 10: Allergies are not just because of animals.
Ville jumped out of the bed and frantically looked around , stumbling over a fold up chair as he did. Just what in the fuck is a random chair doing in the middle of the floor anyways? His eyes landed on a snoring man. Not just any man. Bam. As in the Bam. As in, the golden dildo taking, heartagram wearing, boyish looking, naked man in my bed, Bam.
Oh, bugger.
Flashes of skin on skin, lips on lips, hands rubbing, toes curling.....
Ville levitated off the ground and squeaked with pleasure and surprise.
"Ville..?" Bam's eyes were cloudy with sleep.
Ville took one glance at Bam with eyes as wide as saucers and fled. Into the bathroom. The one place that didn't have an emergency exit. Ville flinched as he heard his name and then a crash.
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“Ughhh..."
Bam groaned. He felt worse than shit. There wasn't even a name for what he was feeling like. Oh, yeah, hangover. He tried to open his encrusted eyes and only succeeded in a blurry outline of a man with curly brown hair. Ryan? No. Ville!?
FUCK! Fuckshitniggits!
Him. Ville. The absolutely unthinkable.
"Ville?"
Bam could distinguish running and a door being slammed shut. He rolled over and met air.
"Ville!"
Thud.
Oiiiiii....
Blood pounded through Bam's head with every beat of his heart. He tried to hoist himself up but was so rolled up in blankets that me couldn’t move and inch. So he did the next best thing, he thrusted his bum up in the air and propelled himself forward with his knees.
Now if one were to walk in at this particular moment, one would see a massive black and purple inchworm inching it's way toward the bathroom.
Ape would shit a brick if she saw me ever putting this much effort into something.
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Ville slammed the door and turned to look at himself in the mirror. He looked horrible, besides the physical effects of a hangover, the horrible posture, bloodshot eyes and pale face there were eight red streaks down his chest one snagging a nipple on it's way down. Just looking at the physical evidence of last night's rendezvous was causing the blood to pulse to his cock. He damn well knew he couldn’t face Bam with a hard-on, not in his state of undress.
Fuckin' bare ass naked.
Ok, so he had decided on how to get rid of it but he didn't have any lube and fuck, spit dries up pretty damn fast.
There is not way I am EVER going to hard fist myself dry. It will be a cold day in hell before I even attempt that one again. In fact, the devil himself had better be giving free sleigh rides, and Lucifer handing out ice cones.
I wonder if Bammie Boy would happen to have any in his drawers.
Ville snickered at his own pun and quickly reached for the cabinet. He had to get this done fast because if he heard correctly Bam was indeed awake. Sifting through the contents he found: floss, speed stick, a pencil, a yo-yo, some band-aids, a nearly empty bottle of shaving cream, wait what the hell? Women's Skintimate Shaving Gel? He uses woman’s products!? Suddenly a picture of Bam in a woman’s lacy nighty and pink fuzzy bunny slippers came to mind. He giggled but stopped when his imagination turned south.
Gods damn you, you bloody thing! Must you remind me that you need attention!
Suddenly Ville eyed a small bottle of Neosporin. A plan formed in his mind. He unscrewed the bottle cap and poured a healthy amount onto his hand and rubbed his two fingers together. Ah thats it!
He moved his ministrations to his most prominent problem and fisted himself rough and quick.
Ah, yes love, that's it.
He was quite enjoying himself too when another feeling came over his lower regions....It was getting stronger too. Ville opened his eyes and gasped. His dick, yes his dick was swelling, and not the healthy kind of swelling mind you!
Oi!!! My dick is NOT an inflatable raft!
Then the burning started. And Ville being himself panicked and started flailing about.
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So close, so close. DAMNNIT!!
Bam, was exhausted halfway to the bathroom, he was out of breath and tired. His destination seemed so far away! It was only when he heard a high pitched scream that he knew could only be coming from one place and mouth. Enough fucking around, Ville needed him! Bam freed himself from the confines of the blankets and raced to the door, in his birthday suit and all.
Please don't be locked, PLEASE DON'T BE LOCKED DAMNIT!!
He pried the door open and almost died on the spot.
"Bam!Bam!!!!BAMMIEEEEE IT BURRRNNNSSSS!!!!!"
Ville was flailing around with his bright red dick in his hand, still hard but clearly in pain. Bam took one look at the Neosporin tube, Ville's dick, and almost burst out laughing.
"DON'T JUST FUCKING STARE YOU FUCK! DO SOMETHING!!!"
Bam snapped out of his thoughts and quickly ran over to the shower and turned it on full blast, grabbed his friends arm and pulled him in with him. Ville too stunned to do anything let Bam drag him under the spray. Bam quickly lathered his hands and braced himself for the punch he had a feeling was going to come from doing this.
Bam almost squealed with delight at the sudden stillness of his friend when he carefully took Ville's cock in his hand and gently lathered it as to get all the residue off of his inflamed penis. Bam marveled at how soft the skin was and how nice it felt for it to pass through his cupped hand.
"Uh, Bam, I think I can handle it from here...."
Bam jumped and stared into Ville's eyes, his dick still in Bam's hand. Bam did the only thing he felt he could do.
"Neosporin huh, dude if you wanted lube, all you had to do was ask."
They both forgot the sudden weirdness of the situation and laughed. There they were, in the shower together, hungover, with Bam holding Ville's limp dick in his hand.
It was going to be a very interesting day. A very interesting day indeed.
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Well that's it folks! Once again thanks for reading and I am back on a roll so more to come soon....NEXT EPISODE: The family starts to notice things about both Ville and Bam and some of them are not so good. Comments?