My brother is a fat bitch
He got to miss two whole days of school to fuck around with some black kid in LAS FUCKING VEGAS. Where as I can't miss one day of school 'cause i feel like total shit. On top of that he retuned with fucking awesome gifts for my Mom and Dad but not for me. He got my dad the most insane light up shot glass ive ever seen. i dont what he got my mom but when she saw it i could hear her screaming at the top of her lungs about how great it is and how thoughtful he is and how i would never do anything like that (which is true but still pisses me off). I went upstairs and slapped my brother in the face and called him and my mom fat. My mom fell off of the small stool she was standing on and broke her wrist, AGAIN. for no reason execpt for the fact she's as fat as a fucking whale. my dad laughed and told me how cool i was.