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SUCCESS.
I have finally perfected picking up boys on street corners and smoking my cigarettes just right.
I have also read a total of 12 books in the last five months and not touched another human body provocatively in exactly 262 hours.
Drinking coffee impairs my driving less than trying to light a match, and my guts are rumbling angrily because I haven't eaten since yesterday's shoddy pizza down on the causeway.
Hurrah! Life is good!
I have finally perfected picking up boys on street corners and smoking my cigarettes just right.
I have also read a total of 12 books in the last five months and not touched another human body provocatively in exactly 262 hours.
Drinking coffee impairs my driving less than trying to light a match, and my guts are rumbling angrily because I haven't eaten since yesterday's shoddy pizza down on the causeway.
Hurrah! Life is good!