Meh.
It's been over a week since I made any proper kinds of posts in here. Fuck it, I'm not giving you some whiny little commantary on my ever-so-exciting life. Have a fucking meme.
Series 1: Basics
Name: Trent
Birthday: May 17th
Birthplace: Pennsylvania
Current Location: London
Current School: Hells
Current Job: Hahaha...
Eye Color: Hazel... ish.
Hair Color: Black... ish.
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Uhh... Taurus?
Innie or Outtie: Innie
Religion: Atheist
Series 2: Who is...?
The prettiest male you know: ... no matter what I say here it's gonna sound wrong.
The prettiest female you know: Uhh... we've got a weirdly high number of hot females here, so I can't really say...
The weirdest person you know: Twiggy.
the Loudest Person you Know: Brody? Bam can be pretty loud. Actually most of them can.
the Quietest Person you Know: Cristina, maybe.
the Sweetest Person you Know: I dunno...
the Sexiest Person you Know: ...me. Heh.
Your close friends: Wow. Gay. They know who they are.
the Person that Knows the Most about you: Uhh...
the person you love the most in the whole entire world right now forever: *snort*
your Crush?: Your mom. I'm so hardcore.
Most Boring Teacher: Too many. Uhh... Definitely not Mr. Brand, anyway. o_O
Series 3: What is...?
your most overused phrase on aol: AOL is evil and needs to die.
the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning: headache pills
last image/thought you go to sleep with: ...I don't know...
your best feature: Uh... my... stunning personality.
your greatest accomplishment: Not getting kicked out of ANOTHER school.
your most missed memory: I dunno... maybe... when I was really little. I dunno. Don't get all psychiatrist-y on me.
Series 4: Do You...?
take a shower everyday: Most days...
have a(any) crush(es): No I don't have a(any) crush(es)
think you know you've been in love: No.
want to get married: No.
Believe in yourself: No, I don't exist. I'm getting bored of being bored already.
have any tattoos/where?: Nope. I've never really wanted any.
piercings/where?: I had one. Not any more. Fucked if I'm telling you where.
get motion sickness: Not really...
think you're a health freak: Ahahahaha
get along with your parents: AHAHAHAHA
like thunderstorms: They're okay.
Series 5: Your Future:
Age you hope to be married?: Never. Or maybe like... 40, but I won't be around by then, so I guess if I'm still alive and all old and wrinkly I might.
Number and Names of Children: None.
Where do you see yourself at age 20?: No idea.
Descibe your Dream Wedding: Non existant
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Who says I'm gonna grow up?
What country would you most like to visit?: I dunno... Holland, maybe. No idea why.
Series 6: what you think of the opposite sex?
best eye color?: Doesn't matter
best hair color?: Doesn't matter
short or long hair?: I dunno, whatever. I should probably pay more attention to that sort of thing...
best height?: Smaller than me, probably.
best articles of clothing?: Fuck knows, whatever looks good on them. Which is usually most things.
best first date location?: Heh. Fuck that. No idea.
best first kiss location?: You mean like... on them?
series 7: Other:
What do you Wear to bed?: Why does Wear have a capital "W"? And depends on the weather and whatever...
when's the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?: Last night. Obviously.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: However many it takes for me to check caller id
What's on your mouse pad?: There isn't one.
How many houses have you lived in?: Uhh... three? That's not including schools.
How many schools have you gone to?: I kind of lost count...
What color is your bedroom carpet?: ...you know, all the time I've been here and I can't remember what color the fucking floor is.
Are you in love? No.
Have you ever been in love? No.
Are you sexually active? *snort*
Do you have a significant other? No.
How well do love and sex go together? I heard they go well, but then it was some guy whining in some song about how he didn't have that anymore, so, y'know...
Would you ever give oral sex in a random hookup? ...these are kind of personal questions. I mean in the weird way. Who the hell wrote this?
Do you even do random hookups? Yeah...
Have you ever been a "slut" or a "player" in a serious manner? Hahahaha.
Do you use people? I dunno. I try not to. In case you haven't figured by now, I'm not that great a person.
Been used? Yes.
Do you believe in waiting until marriage to have sex? No way.
Have you ever had a crush on a friend's boy/girlfriend? Uh... maybe. Probably.
Have you ever done anything with a friend's boy/girlfriend? Uh... sort of.
Is it really better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all? Not really.
Has anyone ever used a pick up line on you? Don't think so.
Do you like bad boys? Oh yeah. *eyeroll*
What's your favorite toy(s)? No seriously, this is kind of weird.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? ...not exactly.
Do you joke about sex a lot? I'm a guy. It's what we do.
Can you relate anything to sex? Just about anything, yeah.
When was the last time you got some? No really, stop it.
Is there someone you're longing to be with right this very second? Seriously, calm down. Jesus. Fucking horny meme.
If you liked someone and they asked you out, but they didn't believe in sex before marriage, would you turn them down? What? Maybe. Probably. Yeah.
Does someone's social status/reputation have an effect on whether you would say yes or no if they asked you out? No.
Would you date someone who would be likely to get you in trouble? Probably, yeah.
What about masturbating, do you do it? Seriously. And I'm a guy. Take a wild guess.
Ever been caught masturbating? No...
Ever been caught doing something sexual with someone? Uh...
Ever walked in on your parents having sex? GOD NO.
Do you carry condoms even if you never end up using them? Not really...
Would you/have you ever skinny dipped? I haven't. And I have no idea. Probably not.
Have you ever given anyone a blow job? No.
Have you ever given anyone a handjob? No.
you ever fingered someone? Fuckit, you want to get all weird and horny? Yes.
If you haven't done any of the above, would you?
If someone paid you, would you have sex with someone of the same sex as you?
Are You Straight or Gay? Straight
If you could, would you look in on someone having sex? What, like porn?
Would you look in on your parents having sex? WTF. Seriously, Frued would have a fucking heart-attack if he met whoever wrote this.
Girls, have you ever been pregnant?
Guys, your girl ever been pregnant? No. At least, not that I know of, but I guess I'd probably know about something like that. Probably.
Do you think any of your siblings are sexy? What the fuck? One more question like this and I'm gonna stop right here.
Have you ever had oral sex? Yeah...
Have you ever had sex with a stranger? Sort of...
If not, do you want to?
Which one are you more afraid of getting...Aids or Pregnant? Pregnant. I mean, I don't exactly worry about it, but I'd be damn worried if I was.
Have you tried:
Caffeine: Yeah.
Alcohol: I don't know, I'll have to think about that one.
Tobacco: Yeah.
Marijuana: Yeah.
Cocaine: No.
LSD: Once.
PCP: No
DMT: No
Ketamine: No
Dextromethorphan: No
Opium: No
Heroin: Yeah.
Morphine: No
Methadone: Yeah.
What does your name mean? Trent. As in... Trent. I don't fucking know.
How old are you? 17
How old are you mentally (as in are you mature?)? Fuck knows.
Describe yourself in 5 words: I. Don't. Fucking. Know. Trent?
What are your worst qualities? How long have you got?
What are your best qualities? I'm pretty sure I've answered this.
How long does it take you get ready in the morning? About 5 minutes, maybe. Longer if I'm hungover.
~SLEEP~
Do you dream at night? Yeah, sometimes.
Do you remember your dreams? Some of them.
Describe one: Trippy.
What time do you go to bed usually? Whenever I pass out.
What time do you wake up normally? Schooldays? Stupidly early hours.
What time do you wake on weekends? Afternoon.
Do you find waking late nice or annoying? Nice. Heh.
do you sleep with one pillow or two? One.
~SCHOOL~
Do you like school? Who does? Okay, I gotta admit, it could be worse.
Why/why not? Because it just could be?
Whats ur fave subject? Math, maybe.
Most hated subject? French. Ugh.
Do you have a fave teacher? Not really.
Ever had a crush on a teacher/coach? I'm pretty sure I answered this one too.
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? Math now.
~FAMILY~
Do you like your parents? Not really.
Ever run away from home? Sort of.
Ever thought about it? This is turning into a shrink session.
Do you have any siblings? Yeah, a sister.
How old are they? 13
If not, do you mind being an only child?
Do you feel your parents spoil you? God no.
Do you have big family get togethers ever? Heh, not really. My grandparents used to try. It was kind of funny in a sad way.
~RELATIONSHIPS~
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No.
If so, are you in love with them?
Do they love you?
Do you have a crush? No.
If so, are you in love?
Do they know you like them?
Have you made a move?
Is it serious or playful?
How long have you liked them?
Is it going anywhere with them? wtf questions
Ever done something stupid to impress them? Seriously wtf
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? No.
Do u find it romantic or hurtful?
Even know what it is? Yes.
~Religion~
Do you have a religion? I should, but I don't.
Do you practice it i.e go to church? I used to have to.
Do you believe in God? No.
Jesus? No.
Satan? No.
Heaven? No.
Hell? No.
If you died tomorrow what do you believe will happen to you? I dunno, they'd probably drag my family out here to sign some papers or something. My mom would act like she knew me well enough to be upset about it. Tera might be upset... this is fucking depressing.
Does death scare you? Not really.
~Morals~
Have you ever been drunk? Take a wild guess.
taken drugs? Yeah.
stolen? Nothing big.
shoplifted? Not really.
lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend?
gotten into a fight? Yeah.
are you more innocent or guilty? For...?
Would you date a drug addict?
have you ever had to look after someone who was a drug addict?
Are you racist? No.
Have you been a hypocrite in the past? Yeah.
Do you have an open or closed mind to other peoples beliefs and feelings? I dunno, I guess I'd try to be open, but some people's beliefs just piss me off. So.. not really.
~Media~
Do you watch tons of tv? No
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months? I dunno. Once?
Do you listen to the radio often? No
Do you read the newspaper? Not really.
Do you read magazines? No. Well, sometimes.
Are you a couch potato? No
Do you use the internet too much? Yes
~personality~
Are you funny or serious? Serious. Jesus, how long is this?
Creative or not? I guess I could be. With some things.
Logical thinker or lateral thinker? Logical
Are you outgoing or shy? In between?
Are you lazy or active? Lazy
Have you ever been hyperactive? Maybe when I was little. I can't really remember.
Are you a naturally hyperactive person? No
~Looks~
Are you happy with the way you look? I could be worse...
What would you change? I don't know. I don't really think about it. Maybe I'd work out if I could be bothered.
Do you wear makeup regularly? No.
Do you have a large wardrobe? Not really.
~Money~
Do you have a job? No. Well, I do have sort of one in the states.
Do you like it? Yeah, it's cool.
Are you a saver or a spender? Spender, probably. Not like I go shopping much, but y'know... drink isn't free.
Do you work hard or slack off? Slack off. I guess I do work at some things.
Have you ever been fired? Yeah.
In trouble at work? Yeah. Hence the firing.
Made a major mistake? Yeah.
Ever had money stolen from you? Not exactly.
Are you always broke? Yeah...
~embarassing moments~
Your all time most embarassing moment? Probably one of the many trip-and-falls.
Ever snorted drink out your nose? No.
Ever giggled like an idiot? I don't giggle.
Ever embarassed yourself and pretedned nothing happened? Yeah.
Ever tripped in front of someone you liked? Yeah...
Ever said something really stupid? I'm kind of good at that.
Ever snorted while laughing? God, I hope not.
Ever fallen off a bed? Yeah.
Ever sleepwalked? No
Ever talked in your sleep? I don't know. Do I?
Well thank god that's over. Fucking surveys. Fucking once-you've-started-you-can't-stop-cause-you're-halfway-done-so-what's-the-difference-if-you-just-go-ahead-and-finish-it surveys.
Meh.
By the way, KMFDM are doing this tour of the states right now that's supposed to turn into this world tour thing, so I'm assuming that's gonna involve London. I don't know why I'm telling you guys, unless one of you randomly likes KMFDM/Combichrist and feels like lending me some money for the ticket when they decide to get their asses over here.
Series 1: Basics
Name: Trent
Birthday: May 17th
Birthplace: Pennsylvania
Current Location: London
Current School: Hells
Current Job: Hahaha...
Eye Color: Hazel... ish.
Hair Color: Black... ish.
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Uhh... Taurus?
Innie or Outtie: Innie
Religion: Atheist
Series 2: Who is...?
The prettiest male you know: ... no matter what I say here it's gonna sound wrong.
The prettiest female you know: Uhh... we've got a weirdly high number of hot females here, so I can't really say...
The weirdest person you know: Twiggy.
the Loudest Person you Know: Brody? Bam can be pretty loud. Actually most of them can.
the Quietest Person you Know: Cristina, maybe.
the Sweetest Person you Know: I dunno...
the Sexiest Person you Know: ...me. Heh.
Your close friends: Wow. Gay. They know who they are.
the Person that Knows the Most about you: Uhh...
the person you love the most in the whole entire world right now forever: *snort*
your Crush?: Your mom. I'm so hardcore.
Most Boring Teacher: Too many. Uhh... Definitely not Mr. Brand, anyway. o_O
Series 3: What is...?
your most overused phrase on aol: AOL is evil and needs to die.
the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning: headache pills
last image/thought you go to sleep with: ...I don't know...
your best feature: Uh... my... stunning personality.
your greatest accomplishment: Not getting kicked out of ANOTHER school.
your most missed memory: I dunno... maybe... when I was really little. I dunno. Don't get all psychiatrist-y on me.
Series 4: Do You...?
take a shower everyday: Most days...
have a(any) crush(es): No I don't have a(any) crush(es)
think you know you've been in love: No.
want to get married: No.
Believe in yourself: No, I don't exist. I'm getting bored of being bored already.
have any tattoos/where?: Nope. I've never really wanted any.
piercings/where?: I had one. Not any more. Fucked if I'm telling you where.
get motion sickness: Not really...
think you're a health freak: Ahahahaha
get along with your parents: AHAHAHAHA
like thunderstorms: They're okay.
Series 5: Your Future:
Age you hope to be married?: Never. Or maybe like... 40, but I won't be around by then, so I guess if I'm still alive and all old and wrinkly I might.
Number and Names of Children: None.
Where do you see yourself at age 20?: No idea.
Descibe your Dream Wedding: Non existant
What do you want to be when you grow up?: Who says I'm gonna grow up?
What country would you most like to visit?: I dunno... Holland, maybe. No idea why.
Series 6: what you think of the opposite sex?
best eye color?: Doesn't matter
best hair color?: Doesn't matter
short or long hair?: I dunno, whatever. I should probably pay more attention to that sort of thing...
best height?: Smaller than me, probably.
best articles of clothing?: Fuck knows, whatever looks good on them. Which is usually most things.
best first date location?: Heh. Fuck that. No idea.
best first kiss location?: You mean like... on them?
series 7: Other:
What do you Wear to bed?: Why does Wear have a capital "W"? And depends on the weather and whatever...
when's the last time you slept with a stuffed animal?: Last night. Obviously.
How many rings until you answer the phone?: However many it takes for me to check caller id
What's on your mouse pad?: There isn't one.
How many houses have you lived in?: Uhh... three? That's not including schools.
How many schools have you gone to?: I kind of lost count...
What color is your bedroom carpet?: ...you know, all the time I've been here and I can't remember what color the fucking floor is.
Are you in love? No.
Have you ever been in love? No.
Are you sexually active? *snort*
Do you have a significant other? No.
How well do love and sex go together? I heard they go well, but then it was some guy whining in some song about how he didn't have that anymore, so, y'know...
Would you ever give oral sex in a random hookup? ...these are kind of personal questions. I mean in the weird way. Who the hell wrote this?
Do you even do random hookups? Yeah...
Have you ever been a "slut" or a "player" in a serious manner? Hahahaha.
Do you use people? I dunno. I try not to. In case you haven't figured by now, I'm not that great a person.
Been used? Yes.
Do you believe in waiting until marriage to have sex? No way.
Have you ever had a crush on a friend's boy/girlfriend? Uh... maybe. Probably.
Have you ever done anything with a friend's boy/girlfriend? Uh... sort of.
Is it really better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all? Not really.
Has anyone ever used a pick up line on you? Don't think so.
Do you like bad boys? Oh yeah. *eyeroll*
What's your favorite toy(s)? No seriously, this is kind of weird.
Have you ever had a crush on a teacher? ...not exactly.
Do you joke about sex a lot? I'm a guy. It's what we do.
Can you relate anything to sex? Just about anything, yeah.
When was the last time you got some? No really, stop it.
Is there someone you're longing to be with right this very second? Seriously, calm down. Jesus. Fucking horny meme.
If you liked someone and they asked you out, but they didn't believe in sex before marriage, would you turn them down? What? Maybe. Probably. Yeah.
Does someone's social status/reputation have an effect on whether you would say yes or no if they asked you out? No.
Would you date someone who would be likely to get you in trouble? Probably, yeah.
What about masturbating, do you do it? Seriously. And I'm a guy. Take a wild guess.
Ever been caught masturbating? No...
Ever been caught doing something sexual with someone? Uh...
Ever walked in on your parents having sex? GOD NO.
Do you carry condoms even if you never end up using them? Not really...
Would you/have you ever skinny dipped? I haven't. And I have no idea. Probably not.
Have you ever given anyone a blow job? No.
Have you ever given anyone a handjob? No.
you ever fingered someone? Fuckit, you want to get all weird and horny? Yes.
If you haven't done any of the above, would you?
If someone paid you, would you have sex with someone of the same sex as you?
Are You Straight or Gay? Straight
If you could, would you look in on someone having sex? What, like porn?
Would you look in on your parents having sex? WTF. Seriously, Frued would have a fucking heart-attack if he met whoever wrote this.
Girls, have you ever been pregnant?
Guys, your girl ever been pregnant? No. At least, not that I know of, but I guess I'd probably know about something like that. Probably.
Do you think any of your siblings are sexy? What the fuck? One more question like this and I'm gonna stop right here.
Have you ever had oral sex? Yeah...
Have you ever had sex with a stranger? Sort of...
If not, do you want to?
Which one are you more afraid of getting...Aids or Pregnant? Pregnant. I mean, I don't exactly worry about it, but I'd be damn worried if I was.
Have you tried:
Caffeine: Yeah.
Alcohol: I don't know, I'll have to think about that one.
Tobacco: Yeah.
Marijuana: Yeah.
Cocaine: No.
LSD: Once.
PCP: No
DMT: No
Ketamine: No
Dextromethorphan: No
Opium: No
Heroin: Yeah.
Morphine: No
Methadone: Yeah.
What does your name mean? Trent. As in... Trent. I don't fucking know.
How old are you? 17
How old are you mentally (as in are you mature?)? Fuck knows.
Describe yourself in 5 words: I. Don't. Fucking. Know. Trent?
What are your worst qualities? How long have you got?
What are your best qualities? I'm pretty sure I've answered this.
How long does it take you get ready in the morning? About 5 minutes, maybe. Longer if I'm hungover.
~SLEEP~
Do you dream at night? Yeah, sometimes.
Do you remember your dreams? Some of them.
Describe one: Trippy.
What time do you go to bed usually? Whenever I pass out.
What time do you wake up normally? Schooldays? Stupidly early hours.
What time do you wake on weekends? Afternoon.
Do you find waking late nice or annoying? Nice. Heh.
do you sleep with one pillow or two? One.
~SCHOOL~
Do you like school? Who does? Okay, I gotta admit, it could be worse.
Why/why not? Because it just could be?
Whats ur fave subject? Math, maybe.
Most hated subject? French. Ugh.
Do you have a fave teacher? Not really.
Ever had a crush on a teacher/coach? I'm pretty sure I answered this one too.
Are you a maths/science person or an english/drama person? Math now.
~FAMILY~
Do you like your parents? Not really.
Ever run away from home? Sort of.
Ever thought about it? This is turning into a shrink session.
Do you have any siblings? Yeah, a sister.
How old are they? 13
If not, do you mind being an only child?
Do you feel your parents spoil you? God no.
Do you have big family get togethers ever? Heh, not really. My grandparents used to try. It was kind of funny in a sad way.
~RELATIONSHIPS~
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No.
If so, are you in love with them?
Do they love you?
Do you have a crush? No.
If so, are you in love?
Do they know you like them?
Have you made a move?
Is it serious or playful?
How long have you liked them?
Is it going anywhere with them? wtf questions
Ever done something stupid to impress them? Seriously wtf
Have you ever experienced unrequited love? No.
Do u find it romantic or hurtful?
Even know what it is? Yes.
~Religion~
Do you have a religion? I should, but I don't.
Do you practice it i.e go to church? I used to have to.
Do you believe in God? No.
Jesus? No.
Satan? No.
Heaven? No.
Hell? No.
If you died tomorrow what do you believe will happen to you? I dunno, they'd probably drag my family out here to sign some papers or something. My mom would act like she knew me well enough to be upset about it. Tera might be upset... this is fucking depressing.
Does death scare you? Not really.
~Morals~
Have you ever been drunk? Take a wild guess.
taken drugs? Yeah.
stolen? Nothing big.
shoplifted? Not really.
lied to a boyfriend or girlfriend?
gotten into a fight? Yeah.
are you more innocent or guilty? For...?
Would you date a drug addict?
have you ever had to look after someone who was a drug addict?
Are you racist? No.
Have you been a hypocrite in the past? Yeah.
Do you have an open or closed mind to other peoples beliefs and feelings? I dunno, I guess I'd try to be open, but some people's beliefs just piss me off. So.. not really.
~Media~
Do you watch tons of tv? No
How many times have you been to the movies in the past 6 months? I dunno. Once?
Do you listen to the radio often? No
Do you read the newspaper? Not really.
Do you read magazines? No. Well, sometimes.
Are you a couch potato? No
Do you use the internet too much? Yes
~personality~
Are you funny or serious? Serious. Jesus, how long is this?
Creative or not? I guess I could be. With some things.
Logical thinker or lateral thinker? Logical
Are you outgoing or shy? In between?
Are you lazy or active? Lazy
Have you ever been hyperactive? Maybe when I was little. I can't really remember.
Are you a naturally hyperactive person? No
~Looks~
Are you happy with the way you look? I could be worse...
What would you change? I don't know. I don't really think about it. Maybe I'd work out if I could be bothered.
Do you wear makeup regularly? No.
Do you have a large wardrobe? Not really.
~Money~
Do you have a job? No. Well, I do have sort of one in the states.
Do you like it? Yeah, it's cool.
Are you a saver or a spender? Spender, probably. Not like I go shopping much, but y'know... drink isn't free.
Do you work hard or slack off? Slack off. I guess I do work at some things.
Have you ever been fired? Yeah.
In trouble at work? Yeah. Hence the firing.
Made a major mistake? Yeah.
Ever had money stolen from you? Not exactly.
Are you always broke? Yeah...
~embarassing moments~
Your all time most embarassing moment? Probably one of the many trip-and-falls.
Ever snorted drink out your nose? No.
Ever giggled like an idiot? I don't giggle.
Ever embarassed yourself and pretedned nothing happened? Yeah.
Ever tripped in front of someone you liked? Yeah...
Ever said something really stupid? I'm kind of good at that.
Ever snorted while laughing? God, I hope not.
Ever fallen off a bed? Yeah.
Ever sleepwalked? No
Ever talked in your sleep? I don't know. Do I?
Well thank god that's over. Fucking surveys. Fucking once-you've-started-you-can't-stop-cause-you're-halfway-done-so-what's-the-difference-if-you-just-go-ahead-and-finish-it surveys.
Meh.
By the way, KMFDM are doing this tour of the states right now that's supposed to turn into this world tour thing, so I'm assuming that's gonna involve London. I don't know why I'm telling you guys, unless one of you randomly likes KMFDM/Combichrist and feels like lending me some money for the ticket when they decide to get their asses over here.