innuendo for the sake of innuendo

Jun 26, 2006 17:57

[17:40] betty brown says: makes me want to reach out and touch your euphemism
[17:41] tallskinnypale: yeah, i want to stick it deep inside your simile
[17:41] betty brown says: what can I say? I'm a whore to your metaphor.
[17:42] tallskinnypale: if you wanna get really dirty, we can get into a juxtaposition
[17:43] tallskinnypale: i know you like it like that
[17:44] betty brown says: I want to make you circumlocute
[17:45] tallskinnypale: god, you have such a tight & firm allegory
[17:45] betty brown says: your pleonasm makes me orgasm
[17:46] tallskinnypale: your tropes are gonna make ME orgasm
[17:46] betty brown says: I want to lick your ellipses until you anticlimax
[17:48] tallskinnypale: oh man, don't stop there, i've still got plenty of punctuation you can personify
[17:49] betty brown says: I know I know your apostrophe will be the death of me if I can't work that hyperbole into metonymy
[17:50] betty brown says: just don't forget to synecdoche my paradox
[17:50] betty brown says: or we'll both end up looking like oxymorons
[17:50] tallskinnypale: your allusions are causing my i's to roll into the back of my sentence
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