WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: I committed suicide: I'd be pissed. Then I'd go to your wakes and funeral. I said I liked you: I'd tell you you're an idiot. I kissed you: I'd punch you. I lived next door to you: I'd lock my door. I started smoking: You already smoke. I stole something: I'd make you bring it back. I was hospitalized: I'd visit the hospital. I ran away from home: I'd Call your parents. I got into a fight and you weren't there: I'd ask about it later.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Personality: Shitty. Eyes: If you looked at me, I might be able to tell. Face: Nothing wrong with it. Hair: I don't like it as much as I used to. Clothes: Need work. Mannerisms: They suck.
WHAT ABOUT US:
Are we friends? Yes. When and how did we meet? About a year and a half ago thanks to a party at Jay's. How have I affected you? I'd go with negatively. You cause me a lot of stress. What do you think of me? You have much room for improvement. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Minigolf. How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? That's up to you. Do you love me? Ummm, no. Have I ever hurt you? Yes. Would you hug me? Yes. Would you kiss me? N/A. Would you fuck me? N/A. Are we close? I believe so. Emotionally, what stands out? Whining. Do you wish I was cooler? No. On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? Five. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Asshole. It's what you are. Am I loveable? At times. How long have you known me? A year and a half. Describe me in one word. Unsure. What was your first impression? She's very cute. Do you still think that way about me now? Sometimes. What do you think my weakness is? There are plenty. Do you think I'll get married? It could happen. What about me makes you happy? Not a lot. What about me makes you sad? Many things. What reminds you of me? Birthday balloons, ShopRite, mice, minigolf. What's something you would change about me? Concentrate on your schoolwork. How well do you know me? Probably not well at all. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes. Do you think I would kill someone? It could happen. peace. -andrew-
I committed suicide: I'd be pissed. Then I'd go to your wakes and funeral.
I said I liked you: I'd tell you you're an idiot.
I kissed you: I'd punch you.
I lived next door to you: I'd lock my door.
I started smoking: You already smoke.
I stole something: I'd make you bring it back.
I was hospitalized: I'd visit the hospital.
I ran away from home: I'd Call your parents.
I got into a fight and you weren't there: I'd ask about it later.
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
Personality: Shitty.
Eyes: If you looked at me, I might be able to tell.
Face: Nothing wrong with it.
Hair: I don't like it as much as I used to.
Clothes: Need work.
Mannerisms: They suck.
WHAT ABOUT US:
Are we friends? Yes.
When and how did we meet? About a year and a half ago thanks to a party at Jay's.
How have I affected you? I'd go with negatively. You cause me a lot of stress.
What do you think of me? You have much room for improvement.
What's the fondest memory you have of me? Minigolf.
How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? That's up to you.
Do you love me? Ummm, no.
Have I ever hurt you? Yes.
Would you hug me? Yes.
Would you kiss me? N/A.
Would you fuck me? N/A.
Are we close? I believe so.
Emotionally, what stands out? Whining.
Do you wish I was cooler? No.
On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? Five.
Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Asshole. It's what you are.
Am I loveable? At times.
How long have you known me? A year and a half.
Describe me in one word. Unsure.
What was your first impression? She's very cute.
Do you still think that way about me now? Sometimes.
What do you think my weakness is? There are plenty.
Do you think I'll get married? It could happen.
What about me makes you happy? Not a lot.
What about me makes you sad? Many things.
What reminds you of me? Birthday balloons, ShopRite, mice, minigolf.
What's something you would change about me? Concentrate on your schoolwork.
How well do you know me? Probably not well at all.
Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yes.
Do you think I would kill someone? It could happen.
peace.
-andrew-
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